Dems lose control of Senate?

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:49 am

Backglass wrote:So...exactly when DID the country of Iraq and Saddam Hussein attack us and our national landmarks?

I think it was around the time that they started burying their nukes in the sand and deploying mobile bio-weapons labs.

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:58 am

And don't forget those laser guided missiles that can't be spotted by radar. They can fly around the earth twice before they finally strike with pin-point precision. Saddam only didn't fire them because the almost almighty US military was too quick and got there first, unfortunately they didn't get there before the missiles had been dissembled and hidden so well that noone will ever find them. But that doesn't matter since we all KNOW they are there. And anyone who doesn't know that isn't a patriot and his opinions don't count anyway.

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:03 am

MeDeFe wrote:And don't forget those laser guided missiles that can't be spotted by radar. They can fly around the earth twice before they finally strike with pin-point precision. Saddam only didn't fire them because the almost almighty US military was too quick and got there first, unfortunately they didn't get there before the missiles had been dissembled and hidden so well that noone will ever find them. But that doesn't matter since we all KNOW they are there. And anyone who doesn't know that isn't a patriot and his opinions don't count anyway.

It wasn't too thorough, they found those tubes, you know the ones. The tubes that were hollow and could be used to make missiles? You know, evil WMD tubes.

Not like Internet tubes, which are good, but missile tubes (which are bad).

Backglass · Post by **Backglass** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:08 am

vtmarik wrote:Not like Internet tubes, which are good, but missile tubes (which are bad).

"The internet isnt a truck you can dump something on, it's a series of tubes!"

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 5:19 pm

Backglass wrote:
happysadfun wrote:Yes, we made the war, Stopper, didn't we? I'll tell you who made the war! The terrorists. Not a good reason? Why, I'd say that people who destroyed of one of our national landmarks and killed 3000+ people purposely because Mohammed said so are people to go to war with.
So...exactly when DID the country of Iraq and Saddam Hussein attack us and our national landmarks?

1988...oh damn, that was us.