WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:40 pm

Yo guys, the spam symbol (like the bat-symbol but cooler) is shining against the sky in the 'funn games' thread. An innocent citizen needs our services; I think we're duty bound to oblige...

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:40 pm

alright, my daily spam is over...all my posts from now on will have a point...

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:43 pm

Sure they will...

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:44 pm

*nods* i'm hurt...you don't believe me?

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:45 pm

I believe in your conviction; I just don't believe it's going to work out...

I mean, no offence. It's just that the urge to spam is so strong with you.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:53 pm

oh yeah...well...i've gotten better...ever since wicked spanked me

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:55 pm

She'll never admit to it, but I think she's desperate for Hecter to spank her. All this post deleting nonesense is just the equivalent of schoolground pigtail-pulling.

Mark my words; Wicked = Hot for Hecter.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:56 pm

i agree...she's probably madly in love with him...next, she'll do something to Cynthia because she views her as a rival...

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:04 pm

I'd take a bet on that. Just you watch, if Hecter doesn't start paying her attention then Cynthia's post count will plummet.

Right. Think it might be bed time for me; I need to go dream up some more obscene perverted crap for my next 'Life of a Peasent' spam; I'm not sure which direction to take it in... mutant baby, or still-born husk.

wicked · Post by **wicked** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:05 pm

excuse me while I vomit.

if you guys keep posting that crap, I WILL lock and/or delete this garbage.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:06 pm

hecter wrote:You guys are so right…

You know it. Remember what your mother used to say "She's only teasing you because she likes you"; I personally think she's been charmed by your rugged style in the Flame Wars Forum.

willis · Post by **willis** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:06 pm

It wasn't me......
*hides under the bed*

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:07 pm

wicked wrote:excuse me while I vomit.
if you guys keep posting that crap, I WILL lock and/or delete this garbage.

The lady doth protest too much?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:07 pm

wicked wrote:excuse me while I vomit.
if you guys keep posting that crap, I WILL lock and/or delete this garbage.

Now now, no need to get angry. Stop trying to hide your true feelings

Cmon, you know I'm just jokin. Calm down.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:13 pm

....well we certainly touched a raw nerve there.

So, under mod's orders. Moving on!

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:53 pm

Hey guys. I'd like to share a very special moment with you. My 2000th post.

willis · Post by **willis** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:55 pm

no its not

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:55 pm

You need one more post.

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:56 pm

And here it is! PARTAY!!!!!!!! $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$ $\:D/$

pancakemix · Post by **pancakemix** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:57 pm

hecter wrote:You need one more post.

I knew that. I was just making it big.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:57 pm

YAY

$\:D/$

willis · Post by **willis** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:59 pm

Hooray for many posts!!!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:16 pm

Well there's gonna be a freakers ball
Tonight at the freakers hall
And you know, you're invited one and all

Come on babies grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
Don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freakers ball

Blow your whistle and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good it must be wrong
We're freakin at the freakers ball

Where all the fags and the dykes they're boogyin' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

The FBI are dancing with the junkies
All the straights, are swinging with the fogies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin at the freakers ball
Yall, we're freakin at the freakers ball

Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
Take me to the freakers ball

Pass that roach please and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie till i go blind
We're freakin at the freakers ball

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadist and the masochists too
Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you"

Everybody's fallin' in batches
Pyromaniacs striking matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freaking at the freakers ball

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:22 pm

spam!!!!!!!!!!
Wait a second? Did I miss the 500 page party?

willis · Post by **willis** » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:23 pm

by about 30 pages