Conquer Club

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Huckleberryhound wrote:


Me and my wife.

I look like i've just got up from a drunken night....and guess what.

Your wife turned into an Asian?

Hmmm. Not sure how to take that reply. Any hidden meaning, or are you just inbred?

Huckleberryhound wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Huckleberryhound wrote:


Me and my wife.

I look like i've just got up from a drunken night....and guess what.

Your wife turned into an Asian?

Hmmm. Not sure how to take that reply. Any hidden meaning, or are you just inbred?

kinda set yourself up for that one

alex951 wrote:

Huckleberryhound wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Huckleberryhound wrote:


Me and my wife.

I look like i've just got up from a drunken night....and guess what.

Your wife turned into an Asian?

Hmmm. Not sure how to take that reply. Any hidden meaning, or are you just inbred?

kinda set yourself up for that one

Yeah, i sure did. That's what i get for not marrying a W.A.S.P

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Huckleberryhound wrote:


Me and my wife.

I look like i've just got up from a drunken night....and guess what.

Your wife turned into an Asian?

Man, that was hilarious !

btw, what do you both love (according to the t's)?

jonesthecurl wrote:btw, what do you both love (according to the t's)?

Each other. She got them made up. . .That is actually the day after our wedding (the first one anyway)

We had a big church wedding here, then a wedding in China too. . .That was mega cool.

Excellent. Do you have the same thing in Chinese? (that's be a great anniversary present if you haven't!)

jonesthecurl wrote:Excellent. Do you have the same thing in Chinese? (that's be a great anniversary present if you haven't!)

Nice idea, i'll keep that one in mind.

The wedding in China was so different to the ones we have here, as they have no religious dogma attached to it, but a desire ot emulate the good things in a western wedding ceremony. . .it'd take some time to go into, but i never even got to eat at the meal there. Too busy lighting cigarettes, and shaking hands.

Our wedding here in Ireland (I'm Scottish myself)

Huckleberryhound wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:Excellent. Do you have the same thing in Chinese? (that's be a great anniversary present if you haven't!)

Nice idea, i'll keep that one in mind.

The wedding in China was so different to the ones we have here, as they have no religious dogma attached to it, but a desire ot emulate the good things in a western wedding ceremony. . .it'd take some time to go into, but i never even got to eat at the meal there. Too busy lighting cigarettes, and shaking hands.

Our wedding here in Ireland (I'm Scottish myself)

very smart Huck. you make a lovely couple mate.

jonesthecurl wrote:btw, what do you both love (according to the t's)?

my cock.

analbrigade wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:btw, what do you both love (according to the t's)?

my cock.

Add your cock to the brigade and shove it.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

TheMissionary wrote:That's a rope, not a hook. Was caught by noodling so I never had a hook to deal with at any point.

What do people tend to do with such large catfish? The picture, sure, but what comes next?

Eat them

jonesthecurl wrote:

analbrigade wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:btw, what do you both love (according to the t's)?

my cock.

Add your cock to the brigade and shove it.

I can do that easily when it's soft, but when it's hard it just doesn't bend.

Huckleberryhound wrote:

Ummmmmm.......so who wears the pants in your family???

Just kidding.

I have an Asian girlfriend. It's a lot of fun!

hecter wrote:I have an Asian girlfriend. It's a lot of fun!

Me love you longtime?

lol i am the asian in my relationship, lotsa fun

hecter wrote:I have an Asian girlfriend. It's a lot of fun!

She's an it?????

analbrigade wrote:

hecter wrote:I have an Asian girlfriend. It's a lot of fun!

quit kidding yourself. You don't have a girlfriend.

Way to ruin my dream...

Snorri1234 wrote:

hecter wrote:I have an Asian girlfriend. It's a lot of fun!

Me love you longtime?

As long as we've got, ya. Unfortunately we can only have sex during lunch time and have to get back to school, so it's generally cut short. We can fit in about 45 minutes of sex on an average day.

notyou2 wrote:

hecter wrote:I have an Asian girlfriend. It's a lot of fun!

She's an it?????

I meant the experience, but hey, whatever you want to fantasize about... Who am I to stop ya?

hecter wrote:

analbrigade wrote:

hecter wrote:I have an Asian girlfriend. It's a lot of fun!

quit kidding yourself. You don't have a girlfriend.

Way to ruin my dream...

Snorri1234 wrote:

hecter wrote:I have an Asian girlfriend. It's a lot of fun!

Me love you longtime?

As long as we've got, ya. Unfortunately we can only have sex during lunch time and have to get back to school, so it's generally cut short. We can fit in about 45 minutes of sex on an average day.

notyou2 wrote:

hecter wrote:I have an Asian girlfriend. It's a lot of fun!

She's an it?????

I meant the experience, but hey, whatever you want to fantasize about... Who am I to stop ya?

Aren't a "hecter" though?

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Proof that left-wing atheists and right-wing evangelicals can be friends. That's me on the right. The guy on the left is the man who introduced me to Conquer Club back in 2006. This was New Year's Eve at Pechanga Casino.

Skittles! wrote:

Ronaldinho wrote:



& before you say it, im aware i have a freakishly large head AND PENIS AHAHAHAHAH

You sure have grown since you last posted a picture of yourself

Was like 2 years. Finally grew up eh

StephenB wrote:

clapper011 wrote:

I was looking forward to a wank before seeing those pics. Now my unit won't get hard for at least a week.

Use the first one as your avatar and continue to cyber-flirt with people, see how many still enjoy it.

AAAAHHHH Stephen B your serious lack (ahem) is evident in those comments. A sexy woman is obviously beyond your limp and weak abilites to enjoy. Clapper, keep those beautiful green/blue eyes and sexy dimples shining. Along with that wonderful brain of yours, you are still and always will be the sexiest Canadian redhead around. Let the wee-tiny boys stay in sand box...you just keep on keeping the real playground interesting!!!

luns101 wrote:Proof that left-wing atheists and right-wing evangelicals can be friends. That's me on the right. The guy on the left is the man who introduced me to Conquer Club back in 2006. This was New Year's Eve at Pechanga Casino.

That's not you Luns....that guy doesn't have a helmet on