Conquer Club

All you managed to do was make me, the immortal, more holy. I quickly decapitate you and put your head on a pike.

My hill.

I call on Jesus, the holiest one, and i ask him to take away you holiness, now you are immortal. So i stab in the heart 42 times, and once between the legs.

My hill, and Jesus is on my side!

-ShadySoul- wrote:I call on Jesus, the holiest one, and i ask him to take away you holiness, now you are immortal. So i stab in the heart 42 times, and once between the legs.

My hill, and Jesus is on my side!

Glad to see that you agree that I am immortal. Jesus was on your side actually. He disapproves of your excessive violence and thus strikes you down and you go to hell.

Jesus's hill.

damn typo

anyway...i make a deal with satan
I give him Jesus's location, and he gives me a hill


My hill, jesus is out of the game
PS Satan is on my side

Your hill is just an inferior version of mine.

My superior hill.

where did you get another hill?


FINE
me and satan make another deal, i give him the small hill, he conquers the superior hill

My superior hill
Satan's inferior hill
Satan is still on my team

Satan doesn't like being second best by being forced with the inferior hill so he drags you down to hell with him. With no one left to watch the hills I blow up the smaller one and claim the bigger one for myself.

My hill.

meanwhile...down in hell:
Satan is overthrown by a mob of angry lawyers, and they free me because satan hated me the most. Thus i come back to life.

Back on the good ol' hill:
I climb your hill. Trip you. You fall down.

My hill, and hell is controlled by lawyers

There's nothing lawyers like more than making other people miserable. So I pay them to help me sue you for tripping me. I win and as payment, I get the hill and you are thrown back into hell.

My hill.

Lawyers also love money
So i pay them ( with the money i collected of peasants working on mi hill at the time) and sue you for religious harassment. I win the case, and i give you to the lawyers. Enjoy your stay in hell. I also made an unbreakable contract with them, stating you will NEVER be able to get out from hell.

My hill

*Eats shadysoul*
NES's hill!

satan sends her knight to subdue nes and rule the hill

my hill

satanspaladin wrote:satan sends her knight to subdue nes and rule the hill

my hill

*Resists subduing and joins Satanspaladin in hill conquest*
NES and satan's hill!

gives nes some popcorn ,

are hill

I gain control of the sun and burn earth with it, boiling ur brains.

My wastland and hill

-ShadySoul- wrote:Lawyers also love money
So i pay them ( with the money i collected of peasants working on mi hill at the time) and sue you for religious harassment. I win the case, and i give you to the lawyers. Enjoy your stay in hell. I also made an unbreakable contract with them, stating you will NEVER be able to get out from hell.

My hill

I take the case to the supreme court and they rule that once a lawyer is dead they lose their right to act as attorneys. Therefore they reverse that last ruling and I am left to go free.

Then I walk up the hill and toss borox into the sun And since I am the only one who can do it, I move the sun back to its original distance away from the earth. People are so happy that I saved them that they reward me with the hill.

MY hill.

I get brought back to life by the moon. I then strap you into a very heavy cage and then throw u into the ocean so even though u don't die u can never escape.

My hill.

borox0 wrote:I get brought back to life by the moon. I then strap you into a very heavy cage and then throw u into the ocean so even though u don't die u can never escape.

My hill.

I grind myself into little pieces and let the tide move me outside of the cage. I then reform, go up to the hill and kill the moon. With the moon dead, you go back to being dead as well.

My hill.

I eat you.

My hill, bitch

I play with you till you run of screaming like a little boy

my hill

*Joins satanspaladin on the hill and begins fort building*
NES and satan's hill!

I am diddle. I do not need a reason.

My Hill

diddle wrote:I am diddle. I do not need a reason.

My Hill

*Destroys diddle*
NES's hill!

I kill your dogs, grind them up, put traces of herpes and aids in the dogs, cook them up into a pie, and trick u into eating it.

my hill =D

moomaster2000 wrote:I kill your dogs, grind them up, put traces of herpes and aids in the dogs, cook them up into a pie, and trick u into eating it.

my hill =D

*Barfs out the pie of plague*
Ugh! I can't believe I tasted such a bad thing... *Eats moomaster2000*