Conquer Club

No my hill.

i evaporate all your pepsi.
my hill

Silicon Valley Explodes, you catch a roller coaster at Great America heading for the coast, I fly North and take back

My hill

which i never left, cause sp didnt know what i look like so she chased william away instead


and i never use star wars toys



so i just push u off


my hill once again

i teleport into AoR magic and take the sanctuary and build a hill! my hill

no vibrating toys either go cry in the corner
spamalots hill

i still have
my hill

I preform an exorcism on you and send you to heaven
SPAMALOTS HILL

i build a hill on heaven
my hill

1. i never left the hill on earth
2. God sends u down to hell 7896
3. he does the same to apey


my hill

I take hell over and damn you to an eternity in the worst part of hell
SPAMALOTS HILL

Then suddenly you are kissed by an angel. All your evil tendencies evaporate and you only want to do kind things. So you sign up with the Peace Corps and leave

My hill

when apey gets kissed by the angel i get set free and i push u off the hill


my hill

I pull out my light saber, and while it hums ominously, I creep up behind you. You hear the humming and thing it's the voices finally talking to you but you're wrong. They are still only talking to apey. Suddenly you turn around and see me. That's really good because I never strike while one's back is turned. I run you down the slope, because you, silly, forgot to bring your light saber and now it's once again

My hill

no its not, you ran down the slope after me


i pull out my PORTABLE DEATHSTAR and blast u to smithereens



i then take back MY HILL

My light saber is bigger than your portable death star. You only thought you had blown me to smithereens. You were wrong because, after all, it's

My hill

while you two bicker at the bottom of the hill I conquer the hill
However I don't want it for me
SPAMALOTS HILL

i sit on apey

my hill

I push you off apey and down the slope. Then I pick up the now flat apey and toss her through the air like a frisbee. Because it is still

My hill

i eat u alive, therefore making it

my hill

Then a kind woodsmen comes along and cuts me out of your belly. I'm still alive so it's

My hill

haha, my belly has 15 layers, so while the woodsmen was hacking u open, i ate him and took his axe, so it is still

my hill

You accidentally swallowed the axe in all the excitement. So the woodsman and I took turns cutting ourselves out of that belly. Then when I had jumped free of all the carnage, I thanked the woodsman and sent him packing with all the gore, down the slope. Leaving me all alone on

My hill

the hole u created with the axe has created a second mouth, and because u forgot to cut my second stomach, i eat u again.

my hill

But you didn't sew up all the axe holes, so i step right out and push your know quite skinny body down, down,

My hill