Conquer Club

ooh, i missed the party

s.xkitten wrote:ooh, i missed the party

Party's over... My hill.

i go back in time and claim the hill before this started

my hill

you get lost in time my hill

while hung picks fecies out of his chimps, i take over the hill

My hill

hopefully he still cares about me...our hill

who still cares about you. cause i always will honey, you know that

my time vortex breaks and the hill is erased from time and space..and so is everyone on top of the hill

I battle everyone in the endless time vortex. Unfortunately, this goes on for ever and no one will ever be able to win and therefore the last person to say my hill got it by default.

That person's hill

Then we all think, whats the point in fighting over a hill thats going to be lost in a time vortex, so we all team up and defeat the time vortex and the hill is back on earth again. We all celebrate by drinking anything that is liquid...little do you guys know is that i poisened all the drinks.

So MY HILL!!!!!!! but kitten can come too......and don't worry people i got nice tomb stones for the ones i killed

I had the antidote but I am also sick of fighting. I let you keep the hill and then kitten has to decide between us just for drama.

Your hill. But whose kitten?

oh good point strike, no point on the hill if there is no kitten, so me and you sit on top of hill waiting for kitten

Man this is boring. I guess she's just going to have us wait here to the day we die.

*seasons pass as we sit motionless on hill*

*We both growing stiff and have long beards...still waiting for kitten*

since you're both incapacitated, you make more than easy targets, my hill

i throw percussion equipment down the hill and u go run and grab it. the the xylophone explodes and kilsl you.

my hill.

I pull out my drumstick launcher and send a pair through your head, my hill

I beat your symbol so loud that you run away def. My hill...and still waiting for Kitten

i start to walk up the hill but then realise this is pointless and walk on by.

keep the damn hill

kitten here, all is good now...our hill forever!! (and if i have to pick one, i pick bluereaper)

bluereaper wrote:I beat your symbol so loud that you run away def. My hill...and still waiting for Kitten

first of all you spelled cymbal in correctly and beating my symbol has no effect, but since you are going to edit the post, I slice off both of your heads with my cymbals, my hill

and stop fighting over it

Uh... you actually stole the cymbols from a local store and you get arrested. I walk up the hill. MY HILL!!!

I defeat the current owner of the hill in a glorious 1 on 1 martial arts match. I give the hill to Bluereaper, fpr reasons unknown.

I appreciate that wolf, so you may stay on the hill with me and share it if you wish.

meh, I've decided that dictatorships over lumps on the ground aren't for me. I much prefer to set up a democracy or at least a system where the people aren't forced to obey every word I say. Maybe somewhere in the middle.