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12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 8:54 am
by Pedronicus
Are you jealous of Warren Beatty ? or do you think you're happy with the amount of women you've shagged to date?

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:06 am
by natty dread
I've shagged (read: made sweet sweet love to) enough women in my time. Why should I be jealous to someone who obviously isn't mature enough to stay in an adult relationship with anyone?

Btw, I consider the whole notion of "sexual conquests" to be ridiculous and childish. Leave the conquering on the risk board...

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:09 am
by jonesthecurl
I tried that, but the pointy pieces stuck in her back, and the cards got scattered.

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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:28 am
by hahaha3hahaha
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Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:48 am
by natty dread
hahaha3hahaha wrote:
natty_dread wrote:I've shagged (read: made sweet sweet love to) enough women in my time. Why should I be jealous to someone who obviously isn't mature enough to stay in an adult relationship with anyone?

Btw, I consider the whole notion of "sexual conquests" to be ridiculous and childish. Leave the conquering on the risk board...
What's with the non-sarcastic, non-trolling, non-Simpsons and completely non-Natty post? Please don't go all nice and shit :sick:
It's a part of my campaign. I try to annoy everyone equally, including you.

Vote for me!

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:13 pm
by hecter
I've got about that many, give or take 12'774 or so.

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:51 pm
by cyrenius
So he is 72 , if he shagged 1 woman /day that's 35 years, he was a very busy bee.(strange that 12.775/365 it's exactly 35)

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 3:56 pm
by thegreekdog
Is that 12,775 sexual conquests of different women?

I mean, if it's 12,775 sexual conquests of the same woman, that's not very impressive.

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:11 pm
by Titanic
thegreekdog wrote:Is that 12,775 sexual conquests of different women?

I mean, if it's 12,775 sexual conquests of the same woman, that's not very impressive.
It is for her, she must be loooooooose.

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:26 pm
by nippersean
Nah, unimpressive. He obviously didn't frequent the Festival Inn, Trowell on grab a granny night.

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:33 pm
by Army of GOD
Titanic wrote:
thegreekdog wrote:Is that 12,775 sexual conquests of different women?

I mean, if it's 12,775 sexual conquests of the same woman, that's not very impressive.
It is for her, she must be loooooooose.
It's like a hot dog and a black hole.

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:05 pm
by sully800
cyrenius wrote:So he is 72 , if he shagged 1 woman /day that's 35 years, he was a very busy bee.(strange that 12.775/365 it's exactly 35)
And so you find the source of this estimate (and probably a very bad estimate).

"How many people have you had sex with?"

"Eh, one a day for the last 35 years"

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:31 pm
by Pedronicus
Joan Collins allegedly stumbled exhausted out of bed after a session with Beatty exclaiming: "I don't think I can last much longer. He never stops – it must be all those vitamins he takes."

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:26 pm
by Woodruff
Pedronicus wrote:Are you jealous of Warren Beatty ? or do you think you're happy with the amount of women you've shagged to date?
You probably think this song is about you, don't you!

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:32 pm
by MeDeFe
Biskind writes in his book, Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, that he arrived at the figure by "simple arithmetic". He appears to have worked out the number of days between Beatty losing his virginity at 19 and the date in 1991 when he met Annette Bening on the set of Bugsy and fell into monogamy, and applied the questionable logic that during that entire period Beatty slept with an average of one woman a day.
Biskind is a tool. The debate is over.

I've made sweet sweet love to ~15000 women, about half as many men and a platypus by accident.

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:34 pm
by thegreekdog
Well, let's see... I lost my virginity in 1995 and got married in 2005. That's... let's see... 3,650 women. That's some good work, I must say.

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:54 pm
by ser stiefel
MeDeFe wrote:
Biskind writes in his book, Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, that he arrived at the figure by "simple arithmetic". He appears to have worked out the number of days between Beatty losing his virginity at 19 and the date in 1991 when he met Annette Bening on the set of Bugsy and fell into monogamy, and applied the questionable logic that during that entire period Beatty slept with an average of one woman a day.
Biskind is a tool. The debate is over.

I've made sweet sweet love to ~15000 women, about half as many men and a platypus by accident.
Note to self: Don't let MeDeFe mind me platypus ;)

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:24 pm
by Sergeiisalsopimp
WHAT! Warren Betty is also member of Conquest Club?!

please will he give us advices?

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:33 pm
by Jace22
so, how many STDs do you think he has and how many victims has he infected

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 8:29 am
by jonesthecurl
MeDeFe wrote:
Biskind writes in his book, Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America, that he arrived at the figure by "simple arithmetic". He appears to have worked out the number of days between Beatty losing his virginity at 19 and the date in 1991 when he met Annette Bening on the set of Bugsy and fell into monogamy, and applied the questionable logic that during that entire period Beatty slept with an average of one woman a day.
Biskind is a tool. The debate is over.

I've made sweet sweet love to ~15000 women, about half as many men and a platypus by accident.

Hey, by any chance, was that platypus named "Beatrice"?

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:21 pm
by analbrigade
That sounds like my last week.

Re: 12,775 sexual conquests

Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:46 pm
by john9blue
I lost count.