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Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:22 pm
by happy2seeyou
Come up with some funny endings to the ever popular "Roses are red.." poems
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Give me a diamond
Or your balls will be too.
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:36 pm
by DAZMCFC
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I wish the cc dice
wouldn't f*ck me up to
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:55 pm
by Tiggy D Amour
Roses are red
Pizzas are cheesy
Writing this poem
Was ever so easy
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:12 pm
by Army of GOD
Roses are blue
Violets are red
I just smoked some crack
Now I'm f***** in the head
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:16 pm
by Juan_Bottom
Roses is red
Violet be blue
shit bitch you is fine.
Roses are RED
Violets are BLUE
I'm learning my colors
because I am colorblind & it's not funny.
Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Trash goes to the curb,
Hey, so do you!
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:18 pm
by natty dread
roses are red
violets are blue
and so is my face
because i ate glue
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:24 pm
by HapSmo19
roses are red
violets are blue
if you want a diamond
you'll gobble my goo
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:09 pm
by jonesthecurl
Roses are red
please tell me Tiggy
After you do it
do you smoke a ciggy?
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:13 pm
by hecter
Roses are red and violets are blue
Honey is sweet but not as sweet as you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Guqhnz4N38
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:13 pm
by Rocketry
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Roses can also be pink
And violets can also be too!
Rocket.
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:17 pm
by happy2seeyou
Roses are red ,
Violets are blue
I feel like a quickie
how about you ???
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:20 pm
by Juan_Bottom
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:21 pm
by khazalid
roses are red
violets are blue
the pope is a catholic
don't mind if i do
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:25 pm
by Falkomagno
Roses are red
violets are blue,
writing this poem
it feels like a déjà vu
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:11 pm
by a.sub
i actually sent this one to my gf
roses are red
violets are blue
i hate poems cuz
i cant rhyme ... glue?
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:33 pm
by Gregrios
Roses are red,
Violets are black,
Dang it baby,
you sure got back.
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:16 pm
by jonesthecurl
Roses are rose
violets are violet
rhymes rhyme
this doesn't.
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:26 pm
by SultanOfSurreal
roses are red
violets are blue
shut the f*ck up
no seriously this thread is fucking dumb as shit
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:53 pm
by THORNHEART
Rose are red
Sultan is funny
Jejef's a tool
CC wants my money
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:31 am
by 2dimes
Roses are red
Violets are blue
It's 5 coupons & you must be this tall
to ride happy2seeyou.
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:06 am
by Army of GOD
Roses are red
Violets are blue.
Fin.
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:33 am
by Genghis Khant
Here's one that has never failed me to get into a girl's knickers;
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I've got a knife,
Now get in the fucking van!
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:31 am
by MeDeFe
Violets are red
Roses are blue
Inversion of qualia
Confuses the shit out of you.
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:35 pm
by natty dread
here's a love poem
roses are red
violets are ... i don't remember what, but let me f*ck you in the ass tonight.
Re: Roses are red...
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:14 pm
by Serbia
Roses are HEY LOOK A DOGGIE!
