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How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:35 pm
by nietzsche
Mine is 2 inches, some girls have complained that it's too small, but I feel pretty confident of it.
How about yours?
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:49 pm
by edocsil
At LEAST 12 in
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:50 pm
by nietzsche
edocsil wrote:At LEAST 12 in
nigro! JOKE, I'm not racist!
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:24 pm
by fiestadelimon
ask your mother.
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:17 pm
by Army of GOD
5 trillion.
(nanometers)
teehee!
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:18 pm
by Army of GOD
I realize that's still pretty long (5 meters). Oh wellz.
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:26 pm
by natty dread
200 millimeters.
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:33 pm
by safariguy5
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:36 pm
by nagerous
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:01 pm
by Neoteny
Over 9000?
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:05 pm
by Symmetry
Nobody a fan of Cyrano de Bergerac? There's a lack of imagination in this thread, let's just go with Steve Martin covering it in Roxanne:
Roxanne Scene: Steve Martin describes his nose
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:07 pm
by Army of GOD
Symmetry wrote:Nobody a fan of Cyrano de Bergerac?
Nooo! Not last year's French Class!!
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:19 pm
by Symmetry
Army of GOD wrote:Symmetry wrote:Nobody a fan of Cyrano de Bergerac?
Nooo! Not last year's French Class!!
Show me, on the doll, where the nose touched you.
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:27 pm
by Phatscotty
My penis is exceptionally average, however, I do flaunt a 5 inch taint.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFkYeah, I got a 5 inch taint.
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:30 pm
by GabonX
How big is my penis??
Depends on my mood

Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:36 pm
by Baron Von PWN
GabonX wrote:How big is my penis??
Depends on my mood

well done.
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:40 pm
by GabonX
Baron Von PWN wrote:GabonX wrote:How big is my penis??
Depends on my mood

well done.
It's like they always say..
"Speak softly and carry a big stick"
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:47 pm
by SultanOfSurreal
Army of GOD wrote:I realize that's still pretty long (5 meters). Oh wellz.
actually it's 5 kilometers
in related news, you continue to be an idiot
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:39 pm
by InkL0sed
Neoteny wrote:Over 9000?
What? There's no way that can be right!
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:41 pm
by Gold Knight
GabonX wrote:Baron Von PWN wrote:GabonX wrote:How big is my penis??
Depends on my mood

well done.
It's like they always say..
"Speak softly and carry a big stick"
And if they ask you to speak up you beat them over the head with your big stick.
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:47 pm
by Army of GOD
SultanOfSurreal wrote:Army of GOD wrote:I realize that's still pretty long (5 meters). Oh wellz.
actually it's 5 kilometers
in related news, you continue to be an idiot
F***, I was thinking picometers.
I'm sorry for having offended you, oh merciful one.
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:09 pm
by JoshyBoy
Big enough thanks for asking, now piss off.

Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:24 am
by DAZMCFC
big enough to fill a pram/buggy twice.
Re: How big is your penis?
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:19 am
by JoshyBoy
DAZMCFC wrote:big enough to fill a pram/buggy twice.
