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How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:35 pm
by nietzsche
Mine is 2 inches, some girls have complained that it's too small, but I feel pretty confident of it.

How about yours?

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:49 pm
by edocsil
At LEAST 12 in

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:50 pm
by nietzsche
edocsil wrote:At LEAST 12 in


nigro! JOKE, I'm not racist!

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:24 pm
by fiestadelimon
ask your mother.

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:17 pm
by Army of GOD
5 trillion.


(nanometers)




teehee!

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:18 pm
by Army of GOD
I realize that's still pretty long (5 meters). Oh wellz.

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:26 pm
by natty dread
200 millimeters.

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:33 pm
by safariguy5

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:36 pm
by nagerous

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:01 pm
by Neoteny
Over 9000?

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:05 pm
by Symmetry
Nobody a fan of Cyrano de Bergerac? There's a lack of imagination in this thread, let's just go with Steve Martin covering it in Roxanne:

Roxanne Scene: Steve Martin describes his nose

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:07 pm
by Army of GOD
Symmetry wrote:Nobody a fan of Cyrano de Bergerac?


Nooo! Not last year's French Class!!

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:19 pm
by Symmetry
Army of GOD wrote:
Symmetry wrote:Nobody a fan of Cyrano de Bergerac?


Nooo! Not last year's French Class!!


Show me, on the doll, where the nose touched you.

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:27 pm
by Phatscotty
My penis is exceptionally average, however, I do flaunt a 5 inch taint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anm44OEkFFk

Yeah, I got a 5 inch taint.

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:30 pm
by GabonX
How big is my penis??

Depends on my mood ;)

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:36 pm
by Baron Von PWN
GabonX wrote:How big is my penis??

Depends on my mood ;)


well done.

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:40 pm
by GabonX
Baron Von PWN wrote:
GabonX wrote:How big is my penis??

Depends on my mood ;)


well done.

It's like they always say..

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 8:47 pm
by SultanOfSurreal
Army of GOD wrote:I realize that's still pretty long (5 meters). Oh wellz.


actually it's 5 kilometers

in related news, you continue to be an idiot

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:39 pm
by InkL0sed
Neoteny wrote:Over 9000?


What? There's no way that can be right!

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:41 pm
by Gold Knight
GabonX wrote:
Baron Von PWN wrote:
GabonX wrote:How big is my penis??

Depends on my mood ;)


well done.

It's like they always say..

"Speak softly and carry a big stick"


And if they ask you to speak up you beat them over the head with your big stick.

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Sun Mar 14, 2010 10:47 pm
by Army of GOD
SultanOfSurreal wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:I realize that's still pretty long (5 meters). Oh wellz.


actually it's 5 kilometers

in related news, you continue to be an idiot


F***, I was thinking picometers.

I'm sorry for having offended you, oh merciful one.

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:09 pm
by JoshyBoy
Big enough thanks for asking, now piss off. ;)

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 7:24 am
by DAZMCFC
big enough to fill a pram/buggy twice.

Re: How big is your penis?

Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:19 am
by JoshyBoy
DAZMCFC wrote:big enough to fill a pram/buggy twice.


:lol: