Conquer Club

Sweet ride, huh?



It's for cruising down the streets of Taipei
"but don't say, it's got the rooftop back,
say, its titties is out."

I was wondering what's the best insurance plan for this kind of ride,
what up, CC, I know you got that insurance.

Where can I get one of these?

I would say that Jedi powers trump any insurance you could buy.

Timminz wrote:I would say that Jedi powers trump any insurance you could buy.

[jedi]There are no jedi powers, and YOU will pay for my car insurance[/jedi]

BigBallinStalin wrote:

Timminz wrote:I would say that Jedi powers trump any insurance you could buy.

[jedi]There are no jedi powers, and YOU will pay for my car insurance[/jedi]

There are no Jedi powers, and YOU will pay you own god damned insurance, you cheap-ass motherfucker.

These are not the trolls you are looking for?

Army of GOD wrote:These are not the trolls you are looking for?

That's good. You should put it in quotes though so more people really get it. Makes it alot funnier. (I laughed when I first saw it but then when I realized what you were paroding I laughed harder.)




2 more posts to go and then Yoda is DONE with this site. I'll finish those 3 games of course. Need that check ASAP.

"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking sand cruiser."

Phatscotty wrote:"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking sand cruiser."

I'm afraid you're not speaking from much understanding. The number of "female geeks" is really quite large, and growing.

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking sand cruiser."

I'm afraid you're not speaking from much understanding. The number of "female geeks" is really quite large, and growing.

funny. no matter what kind of car I use in the joke, someone always comes up with somone whos panties actually would get wet. I have tried Honda Accord, and someone points out Asian chicks get wet. Even....SAND CRUISER?

nice

Phatscotty wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking sand cruiser."

I'm afraid you're not speaking from much understanding. The number of "female geeks" is really quite large, and growing.

funny. no matter what kind of car I use in the joke, someone always comes up with somone whos panties actually would get wet. I have tried Honda Accord, and someone points out Asian chicks get wet. Even....SAND CRUISER?

You clearly haven't spent much time at a science fiction, fantasy or gaming convention. And if you think even a majority of them are unattractive, you're certainly wrong.

Phatscotty wrote:

Woodruff wrote:

Phatscotty wrote:"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking sand cruiser."

I'm afraid you're not speaking from much understanding. The number of "female geeks" is really quite large, and growing.

funny. no matter what kind of car I use in the joke, someone always comes up with somone whos panties actually would get wet. I have tried Honda Accord, and someone points out Asian chicks get wet. Even....SAND CRUISER?

nice

Not just a sand cruiser, but this baby levitates. The vibration from doing so turns ANY girl's panties wet.

Not bad, huh?

Any girl? Carefull what you wish for. I think the origional pic should be in the proof of God thread.

Woodruff, this qualifies as a Star Wars thread. Please refrain from posting. Thanks, Star Wars Fans.

thegreekdog wrote:Woodruff, this qualifies as a Star Wars thread. Please refrain from posting. Thanks, Star Wars Fans.

I find your lack of faith...disturbing.

Woodruff wrote:

thegreekdog wrote:Woodruff, this qualifies as a Star Wars thread. Please refrain from posting. Thanks, Star Wars Fans.

I find your lack of faith...disturbing.

AH!!!! STOP!!!

The Farce is strong with this one.