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Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:10 pm
by jonesthecurl
Well, Juan? Which one?

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:15 pm
by Army of GOD
I really like the feel of Trojan.


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Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:17 pm
by jefjef
This one?

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Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:39 pm
by Juan_Bottom
This should be a poll! :P

But the answer is Ketchup of course. Catchup can go f*ck itself. :)

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 6:46 pm
by Nobunaga
... Relish.

... <edit> No... make that mustard.

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Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:17 pm
by natty dread
Ketchup. I prefer Heintz. Or is it spelled Heinz? Either way.

But what's the difference between ketchup and catsup?

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:02 pm
by monster10
um mayonnaise is the best dumb asses

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:15 pm
by b.k. barunt
No, you foolish bints. It would have to be salt. You could do without all these paltry indulgences but you have to have salt. Word.


Honibaz

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:18 pm
by notyou2
Horseradish of course.

DUH!!

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:45 pm
by b.k. barunt
Horseradish is for pussies - real men use wasabi.


Honibaz

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:52 pm
by 2dimes
Depends.

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:55 pm
by notyou2
As in the adult diapers??????

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 11:00 pm
by 2dimes
I don't like mayonase and salt on my Nachos. Mustard is not my first choice for chips.

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:26 am
by silvanricky
pico de gallo

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 4:56 am
by ManBungalow
Is cheese a condiment?

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:15 am
by MeDeFe
It needs to move rhythmically.

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 5:19 am
by skeletonboy
Ketchup is best

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:59 am
by daddy1gringo
The kinetic condiment: Dancing Mustard! I miss him. :cry:

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:05 am
by Genghis Khant
Horses for courses. Worcestershire sauce goes with almost anything though, and so does mango chutney.

I've recently been getting into Flying Goose hot chilli sauce - it's like bottled magma.

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:09 am
by PLAYER57832
natty_dread wrote:Ketchup. I prefer Heintz. Or is it spelled Heinz? Either way.

But what's the difference between ketchup and catsup?
No difference. For any who are interested, here is a pretty complete history, from the answer bag
Ketchup was one of the earliest names given to this condiment, so spelled in Charles Lockyer’s book of 1711, An Account of the Trade in India: “Soy comes in Tubbs from Jappan, and the best Ketchup from Tonquin; yet good of both sorts are made and sold very cheap in China”. Nobody seems quite sure where it comes from, and I won’t bore you with a long disquisition concerning the scholarly debate on the matter, which is reflected in the varied origins given in major dictionaries. It’s likely to be from a Chinese dialect, imported into English through Malay. The original was a kind of fish sauce, though the modern Malay and Indonesian version, with the closely related name kecap, is a sweet soy sauce.

Like their Eastern forerunners, Western ketchups were dipping sauces. I’m told the first ketchup recipe appeared in Elizabeth Smith’s book The Compleat Housewife of 1727 and that it included anchovies, shallots, vinegar, white wine, sweet spices (cloves, ginger, mace, nutmeg), pepper and lemon peel. Not a tomato in sight, you will note — tomato ketchup was not introduced until about a century later, in the US, and caught on only slowly. It was more usual to base the condiment on mushrooms, or sometimes walnuts.

The confusion about names started even before Charles Lockyer wrote about it, since there is an entry dated 1690 in the Dictionary of the Canting Crew which gives it as catchup, which is another Anglicisation of the original Eastern term. Catchup was used much more in North America than in Britain: it was still common in the middle years of the nineteenth century, as in a story in Scribner’s Magazine in 1859: “I do not object to take a few slices of cold boiled ham ... with a little mushroom catchup, some Worcester sauce, and a pickle or so”. Indeed, catchup continued to appear in American works for some decades and is still to be found on occasion.

There were lots of other spellings, too, of which catsup is the best known, a modification of catchup. You can blame Jonathan Swift for it if you like, since he used it first in 1730: “And, for our home-bred British cheer, Botargo, catsup, and caveer”. [Caveer is caviar; botargo is a fish-based relish made of the roe of the mullet or tunny.] That form was also once common in the US but is much less so these days, at least on bottle labels: all the big US manufacturers now call their product ketchup.

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:11 am
by PLAYER57832
I like Best Foods or Hellman's real mayonaise (Best Foods is in the West, Hellman's in the East, but it is the same brand).

Can't make potato salad without it. (My husband, a die-hard Miracle whip guy, even agrees!)

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:37 am
by natty dread
I can't stand mayonaise. I loathe that stuff. Eww.

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:36 pm
by jonesthecurl
PLAYER57832 wrote:I like Best Foods or Hellman's real mayonaise (Best Foods is in the West, Hellman's in the East, but it is the same brand).

Can't make potato salad without it. (My husband, a die-hard Miracle whip guy, even agrees!)
If I'm making potato salad I make my own mayo. it doesn't take long and it knocks commercial ones out of the ring.

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:18 pm
by daddy1gringo
jonesthecurl wrote:If I'm making potato salad I make my own mayo. it doesn't take long and it knocks commercial ones out of the ring.
Sounds good. What's your recipe?

Re: Whicch condiment is best?

Posted: Sun Apr 25, 2010 1:25 pm
by Juan_Bottom
daddy1gringo wrote: Sounds good. What's your recipe?
Plankton. A lot of plankton.