Conquer Club

Your teacher might break a desk over your face.





true story.

oops

Mine used to hit us with the ruler and i thought that hurt

bump just because of how awesome it is.

Wouldn't that desk have been under your face?

And why did the kid have a camera out?

Machiavelli wrote:And why did the kid have a camera out?

I speculate a camera phone after the event.

woah... that's gotta hurt

My teacher has a little spray bottle (kind of like those windex bottles, but full of water) and she will spray the crotch of your pants with it so it looks like you wet yourself. Then, she tells the rest of the class to be quiet so you can sleep through the bell and after the busses have left she wakes you up

reverend_kyle wrote:Your teacher might break a desk over your face.


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true story.

litigate

lol

2dimes wrote:Wouldn't that desk have been under your face?

The force was coming from below and with the relativeness of the force it was technically over..



And yes a camera phone after sorta like saddams execution..

dude there was a vid somewhere on utube where this guy got a call on his cell in the middle of his college class and the teacher who was lectureing kept talking and went over, grabbed the cell and smashed it to the ground when the kid answered..

reverend_kyle wrote:

those desks are easy to break i've broke 4 of them last year

he prob did exactly what i was doin most of the year, only i knew when i was about to break it.. he just kept goin prob cuz he was freakin out about the test... its not allowed to hit a student anymore (sadly...) soo ya...

that teacher is so fired

pyro55 wrote:

reverend_kyle wrote:

those desks are easy to break i've broke 4 of them last year

suuuuuuure

pyro55 wrote:

reverend_kyle wrote:

those desks are easy to break i've broke 4 of them last year

OK tough guy

morph wrote:dude there was a vid somewhere on utube where this guy got a call on his cell in the middle of his college class and the teacher who was lectureing kept talking and went over, grabbed the cell and smashed it to the ground when the kid answered..

my band director chucked this kid's cell phone into the auditorium's seats from on stage after he answered it. (note: band director's a dick and didn't like the kid to begin with) lucky the phone didn't break

cowshrptrn wrote:

morph wrote:dude there was a vid somewhere on utube where this guy got a call on his cell in the middle of his college class and the teacher who was lectureing kept talking and went over, grabbed the cell and smashed it to the ground when the kid answered..

my band director chucked this kid's cell phone into the auditorium's seats from on stage after he answered it. (note: band director's a dick and didn't like the kid to begin with) lucky the phone didn't break

no no, this phone shattered into peices...

morph wrote:he prob did exactly what i was doin most of the year, only i knew when i was about to break it.. he just kept goin prob cuz he was freakin out about the test... its not allowed to hit a student anymore (sadly...) soo ya...

what?

reverend_kyle wrote:

morph wrote:he prob did exactly what i was doin most of the year, only i knew when i was about to break it.. he just kept goin prob cuz he was freakin out about the test... its not allowed to hit a student anymore (sadly...) soo ya...

what?

no clue... honestly no clue there kyle... hmm i think it means the teachers.... hmm some teachers do make you wonder on if they are male or female..