Conquer Club

Friday I drank 14 500mL cans of Heineken at a BBQ

Saturday I drank 8 500mL cans of Carlesburg and 5 pints of Guiness

Today I have not started drinking yet but will probably have a few bottles of Heineken/Budweiser and a couple of pints later.

Yes, I'm an alcoholic but only at weekends. Binge Drinking ftw

This has been a pretty Ok weekend for drinking:

Thursday, 5 beers

Friday, 4 beers, 3 shots of Vodka, 3 shots of Rum, 1 Kahlua and coffee,

Saturday, 5 beers, 3 shots of Rum

Big Long Stick wrote:Friday I drank 14 500mL cans of Heineken at a BBQ

Saturday I drank 8 500mL cans of Carlesburg and 5 pints of Guiness

Today I have not started drinking yet but will probably have a few bottles of Heineken/Budweiser and a couple of pints later.

Yes, I'm an alcoholic but only at weekends. Binge Drinking ftw

whooooo weeeee son, you like to get lit!

thursday: 4 or 5 shots of vodka, 6 Cooper's Pale Ales, 2 big glasses of wine

friday: felt like shit til the arvo, so a good bit less of all the above

saturday: even less

tonite: back to vodka, we'll see what happens!

Boring for me.

Friday I had to go to a wake (as a part of my duties in the Knights of Columbus)
Went to John Harvards and had a pint of Double O Stout

Saturday I had a classic Mojoito at the Modern Snack Bar
Then I went to a vineyard and had a four round tasting of their blushes
That night I had a Dewers and water while playing my online Texas Holdem Poker game

Friday: 3 glasses of Chardonnay

Saturday: 2 glasses of Chardonnay, 4 cups of Frangelico and Coffee with a touch of Sambvca, and one Summit EPA.

The Bison King wrote:1 Kahlua and coffee

Isn't that... unnecessary? Kahlua is coffee-flavoured anyway.

wow you people dont drink much my parents drink like 20-30 beer a weekend

Starting from 7pm Friday until 30 minutes ago I have had 29 pints of real ale, 3 pints of cider, 1 pint of lager, 1 pint of mild and numerous vodkas. This was due to my local hostelry having a beer festival and summer fair. If I get my wits together I'll post the beer list.

friday night I had 3 or pints and a shot of vodka.

saturday night I had 4 1, liter beers

not drinking today.

MeDeFe wrote:

The Bison King wrote:1 Kahlua and coffee

Isn't that... unnecessary? Kahlua is coffee-flavoured anyway.

well sort of, except that Kahlua tastes like shit by itself...

The Bison King wrote:

MeDeFe wrote:

The Bison King wrote:1 Kahlua and coffee

Isn't that... unnecessary? Kahlua is coffee-flavoured anyway.

well sort of, except that Kahlua tastes like shit by itself...

True, it's not really good on its own, but there're other things to mix it with. I've found it goes really well with cocoa, Kahlua and milk also make a good mix.

You people drink a lot.

I had 5 beer last night....2 beer with supper, then I walked my dogs for an hour, went for a motorcycle ride for an hour, and came back and drank 3 beer while watching a movie. That's it.

There's a chance that I'll crack a bottle of wine for dinner depending on what my wife has on the menu.

Yeah, well that's nothing...


Friday: I drank about, I dunno, four million beers. Then I capped it off by downing a quart of tequila and four shots of petrol.

Saturday: Wasn't feeling at all hung-over, so I injected some heroin into my dick, snorted 3kgs of cocaine and ate a fried breakfast that was three times the size of God. After that I went down to my local bar, drank it dry, molested the hottest bar-maid four times, then went to the off license over the road and chugged seventeen litres of vodka through a straw I stuck through my eyeball.

Sunday: Bit of a 'steady day' to relax. Did four hundred lengths of an olympic sized swimming pool that was filled with Merlot, sniffed through a few handfuls of amyls, slashed open my right thigh and stuffed it full of pure Thai cannabis, left it in the oven until a needle inserted into the centre came out clean, then went to sleep in a barrel of rum.


All in all, a pretty tame weekend for me. Oh, and also I won a boxing match against a pack of rabid wolves that had eaten nothing but a yoghurt a day for the last week.

I accidentally swallowed some Listerine whilst cleaning my pearly whites. Does that count?


-ECX

King Doctor wrote:Yeah, well that's nothing...


Friday: I drank about, I dunno, four million beers. Then I capped it off by downing a quart of tequila and four shots of petrol.

Saturday: Wasn't feeling at all hung-over, so I injected some heroin into my dick, snorted 3kgs of cocaine and ate a fried breakfast that was three times the size of God. After that I went down to my local bar, drank it dry, molested the hottest bar-maid four times, then went to the off license over the road and chugged seventeen litres of vodka through a straw I stuck through my eyeball.

Sunday: Bit of a 'steady day' to relax. Did four hundred lengths of an olympic sized swimming pool that was filled with Merlot, sniffed through a few handfuls of amyls, slashed open my right thigh and stuffed it full of pure Thai cannabis, left it in the oven until a needle inserted into the centre came out clean, then went to sleep in a barrel of rum.


All in all, a pretty tame weekend for me. Oh, and also I won a boxing match against a pack of rabid wolves that had eaten nothing but a yoghurt a day for the last week.

hilarious. after typing all that and posting it, did you read what you typed and honestly think it was worth the while?

I quit counting 20 years ago......

None. Not a big drinker. I'll do it on special occassions, but I just have never really been that much into it.

KoolBak wrote:I quit counting 20 years ago......

Pretty much, except it was 10 years ago for me.

If I had to count, I think it was 15 beers Saturday and I'm on beer 6 right now. Unfortunate that I don't have any turns to play.

Big Long Stick wrote:

King Doctor wrote:Yeah, well that's nothing...


Friday: I drank about, I dunno, four million beers. Then I capped it off by downing a quart of tequila and four shots of petrol.

Saturday: Wasn't feeling at all hung-over, so I injected some heroin into my dick, snorted 3kgs of cocaine and ate a fried breakfast that was three times the size of God. After that I went down to my local bar, drank it dry, molested the hottest bar-maid four times, then went to the off license over the road and chugged seventeen litres of vodka through a straw I stuck through my eyeball.

Sunday: Bit of a 'steady day' to relax. Did four hundred lengths of an olympic sized swimming pool that was filled with Merlot, sniffed through a few handfuls of amyls, slashed open my right thigh and stuffed it full of pure Thai cannabis, left it in the oven until a needle inserted into the centre came out clean, then went to sleep in a barrel of rum.


All in all, a pretty tame weekend for me. Oh, and also I won a boxing match against a pack of rabid wolves that had eaten nothing but a yoghurt a day for the last week.

hilarious. after typing all that and posting it, did you read what you typed and honestly think it was worth the while?

I did.

I read it back to myself, summoned my cat to proof it, then when he declared it a work of genius we exchanged high-fives and simultaneously elbow-dropped the 'send' button to send it on its righteous way.

King Doctor wrote:

Big Long Stick wrote:

King Doctor wrote:Yeah, well that's nothing...


Friday: I drank about, I dunno, four million beers. Then I capped it off by downing a quart of tequila and four shots of petrol.

Saturday: Wasn't feeling at all hung-over, so I injected some heroin into my dick, snorted 3kgs of cocaine and ate a fried breakfast that was three times the size of God. After that I went down to my local bar, drank it dry, molested the hottest bar-maid four times, then went to the off license over the road and chugged seventeen litres of vodka through a straw I stuck through my eyeball.

Sunday: Bit of a 'steady day' to relax. Did four hundred lengths of an olympic sized swimming pool that was filled with Merlot, sniffed through a few handfuls of amyls, slashed open my right thigh and stuffed it full of pure Thai cannabis, left it in the oven until a needle inserted into the centre came out clean, then went to sleep in a barrel of rum.


All in all, a pretty tame weekend for me. Oh, and also I won a boxing match against a pack of rabid wolves that had eaten nothing but a yoghurt a day for the last week.

hilarious. after typing all that and posting it, did you read what you typed and honestly think it was worth the while?

I did.

I read it back to myself, summoned my cat to proof it, then when he declared it a work of genius we exchanged high-fives and simultaneously elbow-dropped the 'send' button to send it on its righteous way.

& i take it you shared a couple of bottles of whisky afterwards?

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