Conquer Club

For those of us who, intentionally or otherwise, don't go to the picture thread, what do you imagine your FAV bumpage posters look like IRL?

Apparently, ol' Saxi has seen bradleybadly and AOG so I'll refrain from making comment on either of those. (bradley when ol' Sax made an accidental foray into the picture thread and AOG when he was over cleaning my pool and BBQ'ing brauts)

If you are mentioned, please do not reply by posting your IRL picture. Some of us like to maintain our fuNTasieS.

Baron Von PWN = Spencer Pratt
Why? I don't know. It's been said - with his high forehead, fair complexion and blond hair - Spencer looks Canadian, that could be the reason. Clearly Baron types more coherently than Spence and I don't believe he thinks 9/11 was an inside job.


pimpdave = Gary Busey
For a long time I didn't know who Gary Busey was but thought the compositional style of pimpdave's posts fit his Avatar, which I thought was him IRL.


nietzsche = Gael Garcia Bernal
For some reason I imagine all Mexicans as looking either like Gael Garcia Bernal or Pancho Villa. When I see one in person they never end up looking like either. C'est la vie.


the.killing.44 = Matthew Broderick in WARGAMES
I don't imagine .44 as Matthew Broderick in Ferris Bueller's Day Off or Biloxi Blues, just Matthew Broderick in WarGames.


King Doctor / Symmetry = TO-55 Production Unit 3372-1958
King Doctor is the ladle that stirs The Club's soup. One of my FAV posters. He's powerful and I imagine him as a TO-55 flamethrower tank.


john9blue
I imagine john9blue as the American western gunfighter Dr. John Henry "Doc" Holliday. I see him as educated from an upper-class rearing but happy, also, to kill a man out of necessity or boredom.


playerXXXXX
I imagine Player as a very, very proud owner of a Volkswagen Rabbit. Any owner of any VW Rabbit.


Tony
Tony is one of the coolest people I know in The Club and I imagine him as Audioslave frontman Chris Cornell. Like Chris, he acts a lot younger than he is, which is hella tight. Chris is 47 and acts like he's 25. Tony is 20 and acts like he's 11.

Looks like ol' Uncle S. made someone jealous. Serbia just stormed into my den and we had a little exchange.

Serbia: Um ... you didn't mention how you dream of me???

Saxitoxin: Boo, you know that's against the rules. Only pics of folks I haven't seen.

Serbia: What about those pics you took of me hangin' out at the pool last weekend? I really wanna show them off. I thought I looked delish.

Saxitoxin: EXCUSE ME, boo, those are against The Club's RULES. I am a 110% Pro-Mod user and will not violate the rules set-down by the Valued Mods.

Serbia: Just cover-up the fun parts. Whatev' ... I'm heading down to the outlet mall at Ontario Mills - don't make me regret coming back. Call me on my Pink G4 if you need me to pick-up some ice cream at Coldstone for Old Tom II. I'm gonna borrow the 2006 LA FORZA, 'k?

<SIGH> FINE ... here is a CLEAN and CENSORED pic of Serbs.

Snorri1234 = Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy



Woodruff and King Doctor = the original Brawny Towel Man



Army of God = Michael Cera



Jonesthecurl = the earlier Glenn Frey



Player57832 = Elaine Bennis



Greekdog = the guy who played Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds & now is in those Capitol One commercials as a Viking (I think it's him). This is purely based on his tale of confronting a woman during some traffic altercation.

saxi: did it contribute to your state of mental anguish?

i'm willing to bet there was some arthritis flare up, especially in the wrists, you dirty ol' feck

I feel somewhat left out. Oh well.

muy_thaiguy wrote:I feel somewhat left out. Oh well.

When you post I always picture Brian Bosworth. This is because, each time I read one of your comments, a football helmet jumps out at me and Brian Bosworth is the only American football player I know. (I only know him because I was a fan of his cinematic work.)

f*ck YES MATTHEW BRODERICK

Saxi...

the.killing.44 wrote:f*ck YES MATTHEW BRODERICK

No, you're Matthew Broderick in WarGames.

Saxi in Hip-Hop attire for a night on the town...

AOG

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visions of saxi...

King Doctor

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GreekDog

[bigimg]http://coolrain44.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/brian-family-guy-with-martini.jpg[/bigimg]

Army of GOD

ENOUGH WITH THE FAMILY GUY CHARACTERS U RN'T CLEVER

this is what Pimp dave reminds me of.,.,. for some reason...

I AM EXTREMELY disappointed for not having a funtasy picture of me in this thread DESPITE a possible picture of me having been posted previously in a thread created by the valued and contributing member Saxitoxin.

I demand that this unfortunate state of affairs be remedied as soon as possible or I will have to inform the valued... oh, wait... nevermind.

Pedro

MeDeFe

Army of GOD

Army of GOD wrote:Army of GOD

Are you calling yourself a traitor?

Jennybh wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Army of GOD

Are you calling yourself a traitor?

HE DIDN'T BACKSTAB ANYONE. HE DIDN'T OWE CLEVELAND ANYTHING. THEY OWED HIM A LOT OF SHIT FOR WASTING 7 YEARS OF HIS CAREER.

But I AM calling myself a king.

I image MeDeFe as a young Kurt von Trapp when I am doing the reading of his comments. (he's the precocious young Übermensch in the drop-flap lederhosen in the front row, for those who don't know much of mid-century era American musical theater)

Like young Trapp, MeDeFe is inquisitive but assertive, masculine, mischevious and has a weird Cougar complex with the governess. He and the other Trapp children find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans and tomfoolery and once broke into an abbey and raped all the nuns.*




*(forgive me if I got any of this wrong, ol' Sax has only ever seen the first 90 minutes of The Sound of Music so can only do the guessing in terms of how it concluded)

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