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THE SATANIC BIBLE

GabonX wrote:I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Thats Cause I am.

All worship the sax.

GabonX wrote:I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

GabonX wrote:I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

GabonX wrote:I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

That realization sounds like godliness.


--Andy

TheSaxlad wrote:

GabonX wrote:I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Thats Cause I am.

All worship the sax.

I am surprised you beat AOG to this.

AndyDufresne wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

GabonX wrote:I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

That realization sounds like godliness.


--Andy

No, it doesn't.

Yeah, it does.

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

GabonX wrote:I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

That realization sounds like godliness.


--Andy

No, it doesn't.

Yeah, it does.

Oh holy one, you've reached the end.


--Andy

jimboston wrote:

TheSaxlad wrote:

GabonX wrote:I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, such as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.

Thats Cause I am.

All worship the sax.

I am surprised you beat AOG to this.

Maybe that is the reason why I am a God...

AndyDufresne wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

AndyDufresne wrote:
Perhaps by coming to terms with you ungodliness, you achieve godliness?


--Andy

Nah, it's probably when you realize that "godliness" and "ungodliness" are the same thing.

That realization sounds like godliness.


--Andy

No, it doesn't.

Yeah, it does.

Oh holy one, you've reached the end.


--Andy

Oh, banana-man, haven't we just begun?

Wait wait wait... First we start of with a paradoxical statement, and now you claim I must worship a Banana!?


I love this religion!

And now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride.

This god, this one word:

"I"

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:And now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride.

This god, this one word:

"I"

-TG

And me!

And AndyBanana!

And that new kid!

BigBallinStalin wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:And now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride.

This god, this one word:

"I"

-TG

And me!

And AndyBanana!

And that new kid!

Ooh so what do we do from here, now that we've established our godhood? I'm in favor of creating a life form and then make our respective worshipers war with each other. Whoever has the most kills wins.

-TG

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:

BigBallinStalin wrote:

TA1LGUNN3R wrote:And now I see the face of god, and I raise this god over the earth, this god whom men have sought since men came into being, this god who will grant them joy and peace and pride.

This god, this one word:

"I"

-TG

And me!

And AndyBanana!

And that new kid!

Ooh so what do we do from here, now that we've established our godhood? I'm in favor of creating a life form and then make our respective worshipers war with each other. Whoever has the most kills wins.

-TG

I got dibs on Hitler, Mao, Stalin, and Pol Pot.

Damn. Okay I call Jesus and Mohammed. And Genghis Khan.

-TG