Conquer Club

Okay - not that this warranted a new thread exactly, but wanted to do this anyway ... and to some of you it will come as a surprise (hope you're sitting down) that this is in fact NOT a dice bitch thread.

I have decided not to waste my time commenting on the dice situation - and though I may still feel the same way about them - it's really a waste of my time, not to mention those reading them.

I won't even be initiating dice talk during the game chat, and will instead focus on having some witty fun, which can be much more enjoyable than bitching about how bad I'm getting f'ed by the system.

So, with that in mind .... good luck out there - the new leaf has been turned and now its time for me to go and kick your ass!!!!

Congratulations! The first step in combating addiction is admitting you have a problem. It's good to see you making the effort! Big props to donkeymile!

Much respect, donkeymile.

Props!

Thats what it is all about: having fun!

JelleR wrote:Props!

Thats what it is all about: having fun!

I thought it was about winning...

I thought this thread was about Joe Colborne.

Serbia wrote:I thought this thread was about Joe Colborne.

SO did I, but then I decided it must be about Charlie Sheen... wasn't he addicted to something or whatnot?

donkeymile wrote:Okay - not that this warranted a new thread exactly, but wanted to do this anyway ... and to some of you it will come as a surprise (hope you're sitting down) that this is in fact NOT a dice bitch thread.

I have decided not to waste my time commenting on the dice situation - and though I may still feel the same way about them - it's really a waste of my time, not to mention those reading them.

I won't even be initiating dice talk during the game chat, and will instead focus on having some witty fun, which can be much more enjoyable than bitching about how bad I'm getting f'ed by the system.

So, with that in mind .... good luck out there - the new leaf has been turned and now its time for me to go and kick your ass!!!!

Great attitude. I believe you will find that you enjoy the games much more. Next step - stop even caring about the dice. Then you'll find just how enjoyable ConquerClub can be.

Continue to update us as you progress in your therapy.


--Andy

Am I the only one who thinks he's being sarcastic?

It's too difficult to accomplish cold turkey, i recommend you just complain about one of the die a couple of times a week, and only after 12 noon!

Leehar wrote:Am I the only one who thinks he's being sarcastic?

Yes, but that's just because you can't consider anything to be sincere anymore. This is a known psychological condition. It's called the internet cynic's sarcasm hyper-inflation terminal syndrome, or IC-SHIT for short. The condition is harmless in most cases, except for the 0,5% for whom it turns out to be fatal.

My advice is kittens.

QoH wrote:

Serbia wrote:I thought this thread was about Joe Colborne.

SO did I, but then I decided it must be about Charlie Sheen... wasn't he addicted to something or whatnot?

I believe whatnot was the only thing he was not addicted too

on an equally related note, CS is fired from his shot 2 1/2 man.. thats gotta hurt..

and on yet another note, i recently merged a post, lets try to keep it all in one place Donkeysmile

and lastly. kittens, boiled or roasted?

natty_dread wrote:

Leehar wrote:Am I the only one who thinks he's being sarcastic?

Yes, but that's just because you can't consider anything to be sincere anymore. This is a known psychological condition. It's called the internet cynic's sarcasm hyper-inflation terminal syndrome, or IC-SHIT for short. The condition is harmless in most cases, except for the 0,5% for whom it turns out to be fatal.

My advice is kittens.

Or it could just be that with this evidence I doubt any of your arguments could be persuasive and/or convincing enough for someone to change their ways

He's not sarcastic.

I happen to be one of his dubs therapist.

And I certainly appreciate it - I'm new to dubs and so far I'm enjoying it!

natty_dread wrote:

Leehar wrote:Am I the only one who thinks he's being sarcastic?

This is a known psychological condition. It's called the internet cynic's sarcasm hyper-inflation terminal syndrome, or IC-SHIT for short.

Did you think that up yourself? I find it quite clever.

donkeymile wrote:I'm new to dubs and so far I'm enjoying it!

Dubs invite sent.

I've found Team Games have made me enjoy the game quite a bit more, though I still like my 1vs1 too.

I find I also have less negative thoughts about the dice in Team Games as well.

Best of luck in your continued rehabilitation.


--Andy