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I have been doing the math for my games and it seems i lose about 6 units for every 4 units my opponents loses. I just had 3 games in a row were i lost every single roll of the dice (my opponents never lost a man). Is it possible people know how to rig the dice or cheat? or are the dice on this site just really crappy?

No and no.

ANOTHER DICE THREAD?!?!

yet another dice thread!
sorry if you're new to the forums cowbug3 but this is the nth thread about dice where n > 1,000,000. FYI
No new dice threads please, post in someone else's to conserve space.

none of the other threads about dice question the math behind them. My last 50 games i have lost units 68% of the time when my opponent only loses units 32% of the time. That is both on defense and offense. I understand the dice are suppose to be random which means they will give winning and losing streaks but are they really truly random? i am also not convinced that is no one cheating or hacking this site

Trust me, basically every thread has math in it.

no chance your just crap at risk?

Yea cowbug, ignore the haters buddy. You are just in a slump man, dw the dice will come. Keep at it .

Funky

There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.

PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.

Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.

PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it with your soul unfortunately. I use it all the time.

Fixed Fruitcake. x

Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.

PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.

you can't be serious

maasman wrote:Trust me, basically every thread has math in it.

This almost makes me cringe.


--Andy

JoshyBoy wrote:

Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.

PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it with your soul unfortunately. I use it all the time.

Fixed Fruitcake. x

Thanks Joshy. knew I could rely on you.

You're welcome my friend. *mwah* xxx

cowbug3 wrote:I have been doing the math for my games and it seems i lose about 6 units for every 4 units my opponents loses. I just had 3 games in a row were i lost every single roll of the dice (my opponents never lost a man). Is it possible people know how to rig the dice or cheat? or are the dice on this site just really crappy?

Man that's rough. Sounds like the dice on this site are really crappy. My most sincerest message of compassion and solace, from me to you and yours. Let's only feel mercy for and demonstrate lenity on, the many misfortunate souls who inhabit this realm. It is a land of jackals and hyenas. Bitchless dogs. Their instinct governs thought, and so they only know pain and disorder.

There is no tenderness, no softheartedness here. Run now young e-lamb!

Run run far and fast! Go with the winds and tell of your travels!!

cowbug3 wrote:I have been doing the math for my games and it seems i lose about 6 units for every 4 units my opponents loses. I just had 3 games in a row were i lost every single roll of the dice (my opponents never lost a man). Is it possible people know how to rig the dice or cheat? or are the dice on this site just really crappy?

I assume you have a detailed spreadsheet list each and every roll of the dice. Please post it, so that we can fully investigate this.

Thread rezzing bc I'm currently replying to my ratings. It turns out cowbug gave me one star across the board and foed me because he lost a doodle speed on round two.

maasman wrote:Trust me, basically every thread has math in it.

win.

Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.

PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.

Fruitcake if you are going to post rubbish like this you will be removed from the dice patch mailing list and will no longer be able to use it.

Evil Semp wrote:

Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.

PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.

Fruitcake if you are going to post rubbish like this you will be removed from the dice patch mailing list and will no longer be able to use it.

How dare you mention the dice patch!

Oh shit, I just did...

Campin_Killer wrote:

Evil Semp wrote:

Fruitcake wrote:There is a dice patch that can be downloaded.

PM the global Mods and demand it...but you will have to pay for it unfortunately. Some top players use it all the time.

Fruitcake if you are going to post rubbish like this you will be removed from the dice patch mailing list and will no longer be able to use it.

How dare you mention the dice patch!

Oh shit, I just did...

I thought I was sending a PM.

shieldgenerator7 wrote:yet another dice thread!
sorry if you're new to the forums cowbug3 but this is the nth thread about dice where n > 1,000,000. FYI
No new dice threads please, post in someone else's to conserve space.

Wow... I knew there were a lot of Dice Bitch threads... but I didn't know there was more than a million!

That's quite a number.

Are you sure it's accurate?

cowbug3 wrote:none of the other threads about dice question the math behind them. My last 50 games i have lost units 68% of the time when my opponent only loses units 32% of the time. That is both on defense and offense. I understand the dice are suppose to be random which means they will give winning and losing streaks but are they really truly random? i am also not convinced that is no one cheating or hacking this site

... um... you're wrong.

funny thing about random rolls...


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THEY'RE RANDOM.


I've actually had WORSE luck in some facetime games with real honest to plastic dice

fadedpsychosis wrote:funny thing about random rolls...


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THEY'RE RANDOM.


I've actually had WORSE luck in some facetime games with real honest to plastic dice

Witch! Lies! Burn 'em! Off with their head!

I think I mixed a couple of outraged scenarios there.


--Andy

My worst dice were when I lost 20 against 3 one time but overall the dice don't seem that bad. I have no idea what dice service is used here but does anyone who dislikes the dice on Conquer Club have any suggestions for alternative dice? Can a computer really generate random dice comparable to the real world? Inquiring minds want to know.