Conquer Club

I might answer.

a/s/l?

Pirlo wrote:a/s/l?

OMG Cyber!





Do you miss playing speed games? (Too keep thread on topic)

Where does sperm come from?

we all know God made man in His image.

my question is 'why is God's g-spot up His arse when there are no other male gods for him to fool around with'.

greenoaks wrote:we all know God made man in His image.

my question is 'why is God's g-spot up His arse when there are no other male gods for him to fool around with'.

You are going to Hell. Now with that said...what is Hell like?

How can I get a million dollars?

Why did you make this thread?

How high?

we all know man was created in His image

but if there is only one god then why does He have a penis?

and how can He be a he if there is no She to refer Him to?

Timminz wrote:How high?

InkL0sed wrote:I might answer.

Where/how did you come up with your politics?

Will you ever answer a question?

Anything?

What did one lawyer say to the other?

So how do you hack CC dice

... or even just get a sure million???

Pirlo wrote:a/s/l?

20 / male / a classroom. Truth or dare?

Hannibał wrote: Do you miss playing speed games? (Too keep thread on topic)

In two years of not playing a game on CC, I once missed playing speed games.

CreepersWiener wrote:Where does sperm come from?

Sea foam.

greenoaks wrote:we all know God made man in His image.

my question is 'why is God's g-spot up His arse when there are no other male gods for him to fool around with'.

God is the ultimate narcissist.

CreepersWiener wrote:

greenoaks wrote:we all know God made man in His image.

my question is 'why is God's g-spot up His arse when there are no other male gods for him to fool around with'.

You are going to Hell. Now with that said...what is Hell like?

Hell is other people.

PLAYER57832 wrote:How can I get a million dollars?

a) Go to the bank. Withdraw a million dollars from your bank account.
b) Go to the bank with a gun. Withdraw a million dollars from other people's bank accounts.

shieldgenerator7 wrote:Why did you make this thread?

So you could ask this question.

Timminz wrote:How high?

Mars?

greenoaks wrote:we all know man was created in His image

but if there is only one god then why does He have a penis?

and how can He be a he if there is no She to refer Him to?

The latter problem is possibly explained away by the fact that masculine pronouns in English are the default. It's not that God is male, it's just that we don't have neuter pronouns. However, I don't find this to be satisfactory. For one thing, the Bible wasn't written in English. Biblical Hebrew doesn't have a neuter gender either (I think), but Ancient Greek does. I don't know how God is referred to in those languages, but I suspect it's always in the masculine.

The real problem here is your initial proposition: that man was created in God's image. Who says? I say God was created in man's image. That explains why he's male, and why he has a penis.

Phatscotty wrote: Where/how did you come up with your politics?

I was indoctrinated by liberal media propaganda.

Hannibał wrote:Will you ever answer a question?

Does anyone ever truly answer a question?

Army of GOD wrote:Anything?

Yes.

No_Risk_No_Fun wrote:What did one lawyer say to the other?

I could come up with something clever here, but this question isn't worth it.

PLAYER57832 wrote:So how do you hack CC dice

... or even just get a sure million???

I'd have to kill you if I told you the answer to question one, sorry.

As to question two, it depends how quickly you want it. The above is perhaps not so sure, but it's quick. If you want a million dollars in your life time, a decent job will probs do it.

Kill, marry, f*ck: Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, Natalie Portman

Iliad wrote:Kill, marry, f*ck: Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, Natalie Portman

Marry Emma Watson. f*ck Portman, kill Keira Knightley (I can't remember what she looks like).

How did you come up with your username?

Why do you think you are here (either in CC terms, or existentially)?

Have you ever proceeded to steal candy from a baby?


--Andy

Why?

InkL0sed wrote:

Timminz wrote:How high?

Mars?

I'm sorry. The correct response was, "So high that I could kiss the sky."

InkL0sed wrote:

greenoaks wrote:we all know man was created in His image

but if there is only one god then why does He have a penis?

and how can He be a he if there is no She to refer Him to?

The latter problem is possibly explained away by the fact that masculine pronouns in English are the default. It's not that God is male, it's just that we don't have neuter pronouns. However, I don't find this to be satisfactory. For one thing, the Bible wasn't written in English. Biblical Hebrew doesn't have a neuter gender either (I think), but Ancient Greek does. I don't know how God is referred to in those languages, but I suspect it's always in the masculine.

Surely the Ancient Greeks had a Pantheon of Gods and Goddesses. None of this poncey monotheism for those manly butt-fuckers

what do you think of my graffiti?

What is your strangest sexual fetish?