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only in america...

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:13 pm
by 40kguy
A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza

they have drive-up ATMs with braille

people order double chesse burgers, large fries, and a diet coke

Re: only in america...

Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 4:20 pm
by oVo
40kguy wrote:they have drive-up ATMs with braille
Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:30 am
by PLAYER57832
oVo wrote:
40kguy wrote:they have drive-up ATMs with braille
Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.
correction, Texas has drive up windows for mixed drinks. Most other states outlaw this.

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:33 am
by Timminz
40kguy wrote:A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:49 am
by keiths31
Timminz wrote:
40kguy wrote:A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza
That doesn't make any sense...did you read what you typed there 40k?

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:54 am
by keiths31
40kguy wrote:
they have drive-up ATMs with braille
Obviously this is because the template for ATMs is the same for inside ATMs. Inside ATMs have braille for blind/hard of seeing people. This isn't hard to figure out.
40kguy wrote:people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
People also drive to the gym, put their bikes on the front of buses, order a salad with a milkshake, masturbate while married and take more napkins than needed at restaurants. What's the point? Someone with diabetes can have a hamburger, but a cola with sugar can kill them. Some like the taste. Same reason some drink light beer.

I'm all for pointing out funny things Americans do, but these aren't even funny.

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:58 am
by BigBallinStalin
A pizza can get to your house faster then [baking] a pizza [at home]

You guys lemme know if you need anything filled in. I'll be here alll Summer.

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:52 am
by Timminz
BigBallinStalin wrote:
A pizza can get to your house faster then [baking] a pizza [at home]

You guys lemme know if you need anything filled in. I'll be here alll Summer.
No no no. He obviously meant that if you order a pizzas from two different places, one will inevitably arrive faster than the other.

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:06 pm
by Cypress333
Its probably "A pizza can get to your house faster then an ambulance"

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:29 pm
by Army of GOD
oVo wrote:
40kguy wrote:they have drive-up ATMs with braille
Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.
keiths31 wrote:
40kguy wrote:
they have drive-up ATMs with braille
Obviously this is because the template for ATMs is the same for inside ATMs. Inside ATMs have braille for blind/hard of seeing people. This isn't hard to figure out.
40kguy wrote:people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke
People also drive to the gym, put their bikes on the front of buses, order a salad with a milkshake, masturbate while married and take more napkins than needed at restaurants. What's the point? Someone with diabetes can have a hamburger, but a cola with sugar can kill them. Some like the taste. Same reason some drink light beer.

I'm all for pointing out funny things Americans do, but these aren't even funny.
BigBallinStalin wrote:
A pizza can get to your house faster then [baking] a pizza [at home]

You guys lemme know if you need anything filled in. I'll be here alll Summer.
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Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:47 pm
by Falkomagno
in not "then". Is "than"

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 2:56 pm
by tkr4lf
PLAYER57832 wrote:
oVo wrote:
40kguy wrote:they have drive-up ATMs with braille
Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.
correction, Texas has drive up windows for mixed drinks. Most other states outlaw this.
While in New Orleans I was able to get a mixed drink from a drive through. I have never once seen one of these in Texas. Ergo, you're a dumb cunt.

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:04 pm
by oVo
I first saw the drive thru booze in Louisiana where they placed a piece of tape over the straw hole --so you won't drink it in the car obviously-- and Texas has 'em too. Lots of states have beer stores with convenient drive up windows.

My last call for Jury Duty put me in the courtroom of a Driving While Intoxicated case. The defense attorney asked that anyone who has been convicted of a DWI please raise their hand and more than half of the potential jurors had their hands in the air. Since I was not a member of that distinguished group --with hands raised-- I was excused. Guess they really wanted a "jury of his peers" for the trial.

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:09 pm
by ManBungalow
40kguy wrote:A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza
This also happens in the UK. Here is a graph to prove my point:

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Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:15 pm
by 40kguy
Cypress333 wrote:Its probably "A pizza can get to your house faster then an ambulance"
Yea

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:28 pm
by PLAYER57832
tkr4lf wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
oVo wrote:
40kguy wrote:they have drive-up ATMs with braille
Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.
correction, Texas has drive up windows for mixed drinks. Most other states outlaw this.
While in New Orleans I was able to get a mixed drink from a drive through. I have never once seen one of these in Texas. Ergo, you're a dumb cunt.
When I was in Texas you had drive through Dagauri bars all over Galveston, etc. So, apparently not so dumb.

And.. try that in the rest of the south.

Re: only in america...

Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:06 pm
by john9blue
ManBungalow wrote:
40kguy wrote:A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza
This also happens in the UK. Here is a graph to prove my point:

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this looks legit

Re: only in america...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 11:08 am
by jonesthecurl
40kguy wrote:
Cypress333 wrote:Its probably "A pizza can get to your house faster then an ambulance"
Yea

Must be a very unhealthy pizza:
pizza, then an ambulance...

Re: only in america...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:13 pm
by #1_stunna
PLAYER57832 wrote:
tkr4lf wrote:
PLAYER57832 wrote:
oVo wrote:
40kguy wrote:they have drive-up ATMs with braille
Because some automobiles have back windows?

America also has drive thru windows for beer and mixed drinks (frozen beverages)
to accommodate drivers who are too drunk to walk into the store.
correction, Texas has drive up windows for mixed drinks. Most other states outlaw this.
While in New Orleans I was able to get a mixed drink from a drive through. I have never once seen one of these in Texas. Ergo, you're a dumb cunt.
When I was in Texas you had drive through Dagauri bars all over Galveston, etc. So, apparently not so dumb.

And.. try that in the rest of the south.
I am pretty sure they keep the end of the straw wrapper on the straw so you don't drink it while driving, DUH!

Makes perfect since to all us Texans ;)

Re: only in america...

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:58 pm
by Nola_Lifer
Correct term is Daiquiri not a dagauri and I've seen drive through liquor stores in TX but not daiquiri shops. :D

Re: only in america...

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 1:13 am
by oVo
I've never seen a daiquiri shop... but there's absurd number
of frozen beverages out there.

Beyond daiquiri... margarita, long island iced tea, whiskey sour, piƱa colada...

Re: only in america...

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 8:28 pm
by Army of GOD
40kguy wrote:A pizza can get to your house faster then a pizza
This line makes for the POST OF THE YEAR (POTY) 2011, by the way.

Re: only in america...

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:15 am
by KoolBak
Quickest pizza delivery here is 40 minutes; last time I chopped my fingers off the bambalance was here in 4 minutes.....I must live in the wrong part of "Only in Uhmericuh" :x

*typing with pinky*

Re: only in america...

Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:53 pm
by Buff McKagan
Only in America can some very rich men argue with some other rich men about how to split $9 billion. But then probably can be applied to rich men (and women) everywhere. Except maybe in the depths of the Amazonian rain forest where some (toothless) men still barter with teeth. Or bones. Maybe. Possibly.