Conquer Club

1. Cats refuse to help the blind go about their daily business. Cats are obviously conservative jerks. Dogs love to help blind people. Dogs are obviously progressives, and progressives are always the good guys.

Obviously cats are better. Often, during my forays into the seedy underbelly of the UK jazz scene, I am referred to as a "cool cat", but sometimes people say that I'm "the man, dog". I'm not "up" on all the slang, but I know it's considered preferable to be "cool" rather than "the man", which so many would like to "stick it to".

pimpdave wrote:1. Cats refuse to help the blind go about their daily business. Cats are obviously conservative jerks. Dogs love to help blind people. Dogs are obviously progressives, and progressives are always the good guys.

Typical leftist viewpoint. Don't you see, Cat's are trying to help the blind to help themselves. By not having animals to rely on the blind are actually better off.

The Bison King wrote:

pimpdave wrote:1. Cats refuse to help the blind go about their daily business. Cats are obviously conservative jerks. Dogs love to help blind people. Dogs are obviously progressives, and progressives are always the good guys.

Typical leftist viewpoint. Don't you see, Cat's are trying to help the blind to help themselves. By not having animals to rely on the blind are actually better off.

However they will fend off gator attacks:



-TG

cats are better than dogs. Dogs poop wherever they want and make a mess. Cats use the litter box and are potty trainable.
Dogs require lots of time and attention and walking, but cats exercise themselves and could care less if they got out or not.

Also, the zombies are more likely to bite dogs and cats are mroe likely to defeat zombie dogs.

-SG7 ( )

You should all please read the thread title. If you want to post reasons why you think cats are better than dogs, you should make a new thread for that and stop derailing this thread with what Night Strike calls "hit pieces" against dogs.

You will be reported for trolling if you continue to disagree with me about dogs being better than cats, because anyone who posts a counterpoint to anything someone says on this website is trolling, as defined by Night Strike.

I think dogs and cats are equally cool. They both have their negatives and positives. So, yeah, take that.

Dogs don´t talk, smoke, drink whisky and pay Conquer as I do!
MEAOUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RUBENIUSSS wrote:Dogs don´t talk, smoke, drink whisky and pay Conquer as I do!
MEAOUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, is this a plus or a minus?

Dukasaur wrote:

RUBENIUSSS wrote:Dogs don´t talk, smoke, drink whisky and pay Conquer as I do!
MEAOUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, is this a plus or a minus?

Yes it is.


Dogs are better than cats because they don't poop inside of your house. Can be taught to poop in a sandbox outside. Fend off scary opossums. They are fun to wrestle when you are a kid. They can be used as a pillow when camping. You can shoot a duck and they will bring it to you. What more do you want?

On a side note: I was afraid of TailGunner before (see his signature, he looks tough). Now that he is raising alligator fighting cats, I am hiding.

kentington wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

RUBENIUSSS wrote:Dogs don´t talk, smoke, drink whisky and pay Conquer as I do!
MEAOUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, is this a plus or a minus?

Yes it is.

Wait, what?

It is either a plus or a minus.
My wife hates it when I do that, so I have to join random forums and subject everyone to the behavior she hates. That way I get it out of my system. Apologies.

3. Dogs like to help firefighters rescue people from fires. Cats shy away from civil service, which is further proof that cats are conservative jerks.

pimpdave wrote:3. Dogs like to help firefighters rescue people from fires. Cats shy away from civil service, which is further proof that cats are conservative jerks.

But they will gladly kill the mice infesting your home. Surely that is a civil service...

4. Dogs find white people stranded in the arctic or on mountains. This way, those white people can get back to their CEO jobs and continue to exploit and destroy the world. Wait a minute...

rdsrds2120 wrote:

kentington wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

RUBENIUSSS wrote:Dogs don´t talk, smoke, drink whisky and pay Conquer as I do!
MEAOUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, is this a plus or a minus?

Yes it is.

Wait, what?

These are two different questions written the same way:

1. Wait, is this (a plus) or (a minus)?
VS
2. Wait, is this (a plus or a minus)?


1. This is a question giving two options: (a plus), or (a minus), meant to be answered with: "plus" or "minus"

2. This is a yes/no question, meant to be answered with: "yes" or "no"


This is a hilarious ambiguity that most don't recognize. kentington you are both clever and (irritating) for seeing this.

-SG7 ( )

shieldgenerator7 wrote:

rdsrds2120 wrote:

kentington wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:

RUBENIUSSS wrote:Dogs don´t talk, smoke, drink whisky and pay Conquer as I do!
MEAOUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait, is this a plus or a minus?

Yes it is.

Wait, what?

These are two different questions written the same way:

1. Wait, is this (a plus) or (a minus)?
VS
2. Wait, is this (a plus or a minus)?


1. This is a question giving two options: (a plus), or (a minus), meant to be answered with: "plus" or "minus"

2. This is a yes/no question, meant to be answered with: "yes" or "no"


This is a hilarious ambiguity that most don't recognize. kentington you are both clever and (irritating) for seeing this.

-SG7 ( )

Good thing I didn't throw in a semicolon!

kentington wrote:It is either a plus or a minus.
My wife hates it when I do that, so I have to join random forums and subject everyone to the behavior she hates. That way I get it out of my system. Apologies.

I gotcha' now. I though it was being asked if it was a 'plus' or a 'minus', and the answer being: YES IT IS.

Like If I were to ask you if you preferred 'Dogs' or 'Cats', and receive YES IT IS as a response. Confusing.

-rd

You have all been reported for derailing this important thread intended for the civil discussion of politics. If you disagree with me you are not being civil, which also means you are trolling. So since you have not agreed with me by not posting something pertinent to this thread, you are also guilty of trolling!

Dogs are better than cats because they eat their poop, where as cats are clean and bury their dung.

pimpdave wrote:You have all been reported for derailing this important thread intended for the civil discussion of politics. If you disagree with me you are not being civil, which also means you are trolling. So since you have not agreed with me by not posting something pertinent to this thread, you are also guilty of trolling!

What kinds of dogs are trolling?

Spoiler

The rude kinds.

Oops wrong thread. But I disagree with you anyway, because dogs are better than cats.

pimpdave wrote:You have all been reported for derailing this important thread intended for the civil discussion of politics. If you disagree with me you are not being civil, which also means you are trolling. So since you have not agreed with me by not posting something pertinent to this thread, you are also guilty of trolling!

You are impossible.

pimpdave wrote:You have all been reported for derailing this important thread intended for the civil discussion of politics. If you disagree with me you are not being civil, which also means you are trolling. So since you have not agreed with me by not posting something pertinent to this thread, you are also guilty of trolling!

Excuse me,

My post quite clearly was related to cats and dogs:

rdsrds2120 wrote:

kentington wrote:It is either a plus or a minus.
My wife hates it when I do that, so I have to join random forums and subject everyone to the behavior she hates. That way I get it out of my system. Apologies.

I gotcha' now. I though it was being asked if it was a 'plus' or a 'minus', and the answer being: YES IT IS.

Like If I were to ask you if you preferred 'Dogs' or 'Cats', and receive YES IT IS as a response. Confusing.

-rd

I am reporting, answering, and closing the report thereupon your post for its lack of containing cats and dogs.

I understand you may be having a ruff time, but no hissing fit is acceptable, so just put those claws away.

-rd(ogs)

P.S -- Dogs are better.