Conquer Club

f*ck Canada

You're dick's not long enough to get here.

I heard that you got beaten up by men and women, but according to stats they beat you guys >80% of the time. Why even bother hoping?

Dukasaur wrote:You're dick's not long enough to get here.

time to change your other thread to "official USA is going to win the Bronze" thread

NoSurvivors wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:You're dick's not long enough to get here.

time to change your other thread to "official USA is going to win the Bronze" thread

Except it's not my thread, lol.

(I know... you meant AOG. You just have odd ways of linking.... )

So when is the f*ck finland thread going to start?

I only watched the last period but it looked the US never even showed up for the game. Finland was hardly even trying and the US couldn't do anything against them.

The Fins are fierce warriors. They proved that in WWII against Russia and did it again against the US in hockey.

Not sure why you are blaming Canada for the failings of the US.

notyou2 wrote:The Fins are fierce warriors. They proved that in WWII against Russia and did it again against the US in hockey.

They weren't so fierce when the swedes colonized them back in the day hehe.
They stayed under Sweden for about 600 years and rebellions were always put down, then we lost them to the russians and it was only then that they started to find their their finnish sisu.
Sweden is their kryptonite in hockey, they can beat the russians anyday, but they can't find their sisu against their old masters hehe.

NoSurvivors wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:You're dick's not long enough to get here.

time to change your other thread to "official USA is going to win the Bronze" thread

that's fine.... Americans care about the olymics up until about 3 hours before closing ceremonies, then it's nothing, a vague, distant memory...
Canadians don't have much, so they hold on to that shit like a homeless man grasping at newspapers on a cold winter's evening..

Is it in yet?

rhp 1 wrote:

NoSurvivors wrote:

Dukasaur wrote:You're dick's not long enough to get here.

time to change your other thread to "official USA is going to win the Bronze" thread

that's fine.... Americans care about the olymics up until about 3 hours before closing ceremonies, then it's nothing, a vague, distant memory...
Canadians don't have much, so they hold on to that shit like a homeless man grasping at newspapers on a cold winter's evening..

Americans care about everything that has to do with their country, as do all countries. And you're wrong. Canadians love hockey, because it is the only sport we are expected to be extremely good at. So we care quite a bit. I don't care if we win gold or silver. The fact that we beat the USA is consolation enough for me and this thread is a prime example if why

agreed. you yanks should start learning how to lose gracefully, you're gonna have to start getting good at it sooner than later...

krallam wrote:agreed. you yanks should start learning how to lose gracefully, you're gonna have to start getting good at it sooner than later...

Hey, let us live up our moments of Empire! We want to experience delusion and powerlessness as we get older--and not any time sooner!

Our national sport is....lacrosse.

And I think we are pretty good at it...

But....we have the best hockey players. Regardless of the Olympics....take a look at any winning team in any top hockey league...

TheProwler wrote:Our national sport is....lacrosse.

And I think we are pretty good at it...

But....we have the best hockey players. Regardless of the Olympics....take a look at any winning team in any top hockey league...

They changed that a few years ago.

National summer sport - lacrosse

National winter sport - hockey

National Sports of Canada Act 1994. It's one of those trivia questions that the trivia games swear is correct and makes me want to jump down their throats and blast their smithereens when they tell me hockey is wrong. It's the fucking law!

DoomYoshi wrote:National Sports of Canada Act 1994. It's one of those trivia questions that the trivia games swear is correct and makes me want to jump down their throats and blast their smithereens when they tell me hockey is wrong. It's the fucking law!

1994, eh? Didn't realize it has been 20 years since they changed it. Man I am getting old...

keiths31 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:National Sports of Canada Act 1994. It's one of those trivia questions that the trivia games swear is correct and makes me want to jump down their throats and blast their smithereens when they tell me hockey is wrong. It's the fucking law!

1994, eh? Didn't realize it has been 20 years since they changed it. Man I am getting old...

If twenty years ago feels like recently then yes, you're very old indeed. How old are you if I may ask? Just gonna throw out a wild guess that you're 59.

Gillipig wrote:

keiths31 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:National Sports of Canada Act 1994. It's one of those trivia questions that the trivia games swear is correct and makes me want to jump down their throats and blast their smithereens when they tell me hockey is wrong. It's the fucking law!

1994, eh? Didn't realize it has been 20 years since they changed it. Man I am getting old...

If twenty years ago feels like recently then yes, you're very old indeed. How old are you if I may ask? Just gonna throw out a wild guess that you're 59.

Is 59 old Gilli?

Gillipig wrote:

keiths31 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:National Sports of Canada Act 1994. It's one of those trivia questions that the trivia games swear is correct and makes me want to jump down their throats and blast their smithereens when they tell me hockey is wrong. It's the fucking law!

1994, eh? Didn't realize it has been 20 years since they changed it. Man I am getting old...

If twenty years ago feels like recently then yes, you're very old indeed. How old are you if I may ask? Just gonna throw out a wild guess that you're 59.

I'm 38...but you did guess my mother's age. Congrats...

keiths31 wrote:

Gillipig wrote:

keiths31 wrote:

DoomYoshi wrote:National Sports of Canada Act 1994. It's one of those trivia questions that the trivia games swear is correct and makes me want to jump down their throats and blast their smithereens when they tell me hockey is wrong. It's the fucking law!

1994, eh? Didn't realize it has been 20 years since they changed it. Man I am getting old...

If twenty years ago feels like recently then yes, you're very old indeed. How old are you if I may ask? Just gonna throw out a wild guess that you're 59.

I'm 38...but you did guess my mother's age. Congrats...

You're 38 and I'm 24, but my mother is five years older than your mother. lol