Conquer Club

Hello everyone,

We’ve been invited to play in this years mafia championship again.

I went last year and almost made it to the semi finals. It was a lot of fun.

I would love to represent conquer club again.

If there is any other suggestions besides myself feel free to mention them. It’s a big time commitment as most games are 36 hour days 13 hr nights and games can be as big as 18 people and last up to 2 weeks sometimes.

In short, if there are no objections to me going I will assume I’ve been nominated to go.

Here is our official invitation

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E9x ... 5p4W4/edit

600 posts per 24h ?!!?!?!!!!!

Good luck mtamburini!

I'm OK with you representing us

Hello everyone,

We’ve been invited to play in this years mafia championship again.

I went last year and almost made it to the semi finals. It was a lot of fun.

I would love to represent conquer club again.

If there is any other suggestions besides myself feel free to mention them. It’s a big time commitment as most games are 36 hour days 13 hr nights and games can be as big as 18 people and last up to 2 weeks sometimes.

In short, if there are no objections to me going I will assume I’ve been nominated to go.

Here is our official invitation

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1E9x ... 5p4W4/edit

Mod Edit (Razorvich: merged)

o realy thats very cool bro em awaiting for this championship mafia champioship in this year thats really awesome

Mafia Championship Season 13

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uk4 ... sp=sharing

Deadline is today to find someone to represent CC.

DirtyDishSoap wrote: Wed Mar 04, 2026 11:26 am Mafia Championship Season 13

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uk4 ... sp=sharing

Deadline is today to find someone to represent CC.

NOMINATION: DirtyDishSoap — Our Champion for Mafia Championship Season 13

Dear Arapocalypse, Master Radishes, Honorable Organizers, Future Victims, and the Season 13 Organizers,

Our community does not merely accept your invitation.

We answer it.

And we answer it with DirtyDishSoap.

Who Is DirtyDishSoap?

DirtyDishSoap is the rare or rarest species of Mafia player who:

Thrives in 1000-post Day 1 chaos.

Treats LYLO like a spa day.

Turns VCA into an art form.

DirtyDishSoap is what happens when:

A spreadsheet gains sentience

A lie detector learns sarcasm

And someone says “it’s only Day 1” as a joke

And somehow still has the stamina to post 80+ times('ish) without saying a single wasted word.

When the thread explodes, Soap is calm.
When the thread is quiet, Soap is the explosion.

Soap is the player who:

Solves from tone.

Breaks setups from mechanics.

Survives by charisma.

And wins by inevitability.

DDS turns the chaos dial to 11.

We proudly nominate DirtyDishSoap as our representative for Season 13.

Talked to the guy into giving us until the 8th to figure it out. I'd rather not do it if I can help it.

DirtyDishSoap wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:01 pm Talked to the guy into giving us until the 8th to figure it out. I'd rather not do it if I can help it.

Do not hesitate DDS. Just play it and have fun. What's the worst that can happen? If you can deal with sonic noise you can deal with anything

Agree, either DDS or EW.