Dad Jokes
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2025 1:17 am
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Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2025 2:43 am
What do you call a fake noodle?
and one more:
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Let the good times roll, after Mardi Gras:
Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?
Spoiler
an im-pasta
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
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Because every play has a cast.
Why was the librarian kicked off the plane?
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Because it was overbooked.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2025 4:38 pm
I can only remember 25 letters in the alphabet. Not sure y.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2025 4:56 pm
Why did the photon not have any luggage on his trip?
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The photon was going light. :lol:
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2025 4:59 pm
NOT really a Dad joke, but....
Two dyslexic nuts walk into a bra.......
Two dyslexic nuts walk into a bra.......
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2025 9:27 pm
That reminds me....
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2025 7:55 pm
One of my favourites!KoolBak wrote:That reminds me....
Did you hear about the Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac?
He lays awake at night wondering if there really IS a Dog....
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2025 11:07 pm
*bows*
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 20, 2026 11:29 am
---------More of a math joke......Could be Dad related............
-------------------------What did The ACORN say, when it grew up???.........GEE I'M A TREE... (Geometry)...... 
ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)...
-----------------For all The KOOL
...NUTS out there in C.C.LAND...
-------------------------What did The ACORN say, when it grew up???.........GEE I'M A TREE...
(Geometry)...... ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... -----------------For all The KOOL
...NUTS out there in C.C.LAND...Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 20, 2026 1:04 pm
That brings back memories!ConfederateSS wrote: Wed May 20, 2026 11:29 am ---------More of a math joke......Could be Dad related............
-------------------------What did The ACORN say, when it grew up???.........GEE I'M A TREE...
-----------------For all The KOOL
My fourth grade teacher told us that one!
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 20, 2026 2:03 pm
I was just thinking about the first time I put my car into reverse...that took me back!
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 20, 2026 4:08 pm
Two fish were stuck in a tank.
Says one to the other, "any idea how to drive this thing?"
Says one to the other, "any idea how to drive this thing?"