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Still waiting for the Vagina Monologues 2 to come out

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 1:02 am
by Ltrain
I saw the original on broadway just cause I was playing in bands a lot back then and we hit it up. It was intense and I liked it, I like intense things.
But ever since then I have been making this joke for 20 years that we need a sequel. It never gets much of a laugh but I still think it's funny
Vagina Dialogues: The Scissoring

Here's a better joke I heard today...
Why do scuba divers sit on the side of the boat and fall backwards into water?

Re: Still waiting for the Vagina Monologues 2 to come out

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 5:13 am
by Dukasaur
Why?

Re: Still waiting for the Vagina Monologues 2 to come out

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2025 2:55 pm
by Ltrain
Cause if they fell forward they'd fall back into the boat

Re: Still waiting for the Vagina Monologues 2 to come out

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 3:40 pm
by 2dimes
Jokes aside, you fall backwards so the mask doesn’t cause problems hitting the water. I’ll see myself out.

Re: Still waiting for the Vagina Monologues 2 to come out

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2025 8:56 pm
by Dukasaur
You also fall backward if you get shot.

Re: Still waiting for the Vagina Monologues 2 to come out

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2025 3:45 am
by ConfederateSS
Dukasaur wrote: Sat Dec 20, 2025 8:56 pm You also fall backward if you get shot.
-----------All though , a huge no...no...taboo....in The Old West...Back shooters were , very much hated, evil members of society....
----------------------But if shot in the back...You did fall forward... :D
... O:) ConfederateSS.out!(The Blue and Silver Rebellion)... O:)