Detective story
Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2026 12:29 am
I love it when they investigate a murder scene on TV, and the detective says
'Hey, there's two coffee cups. They must have known their murderer.'
If I was murdered and they based their theory on the stuff I hadn't cleared up yet, it'd be....
'Looks like he had a book discussion group over for coffee.'
'Yeah, and then before he could clear up, the wine club arrived.'
'Yeah, then they all stayed for breakfast and had cereal...'
'Hey, there's two coffee cups. They must have known their murderer.'
If I was murdered and they based their theory on the stuff I hadn't cleared up yet, it'd be....
'Looks like he had a book discussion group over for coffee.'
'Yeah, and then before he could clear up, the wine club arrived.'
'Yeah, then they all stayed for breakfast and had cereal...'