Have you ever "Faked It"?
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:46 pm
If you don't know what I'm talking about...you probably haven't.
Women wonder when they can't feel it afterwards, too.
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Have you ever "Faked It"?
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Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:48 pm
I'm a man and even I have had to fake it a few times.
Women wonder when they can't feel it afterwards, too.
Women wonder when they can't feel it afterwards, too.
holding back
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:49 pm
well sometimes if ya hold it back to long ya just cant
Since ya already took it all out on your partner well might as well make em smile
Since ya already took it all out on your partner well might as well make em smile
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:51 pm
Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:52 pm
I'm sure you fake it masturbating with a National Geographic and Jergen's lotion.misterman10 wrote:Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:53 pm
I will!
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:54 pm
Do you even have any idea what this thread is about?Chris7He wrote:I will!
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:54 pm
I will!misterman10 wrote:Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:55 pm
I got fast posted, retard.dustn64 wrote:Do you even have any idea what this thread is about?Chris7He wrote:I will!
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:56 pm
Chris7He wrote:I will!misterman10 wrote:Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)
I actually use lubriderm lotion... it's much betterFireside Poet wrote:I'm sure you fake it masturbating with a National Geographic and Jergen's lotion.misterman10 wrote:Yes - 100% of the time (PLEASE...somebody SATISFY ME!)
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:57 pm
Since Optimus Prime is my husband, I will not say how I voted.
But let it be known that I did cast my vote.
But let it be known that I did cast my vote.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:58 pm
I have no one to fake it with... 
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:59 pm
Why would you fake it? If you have the stamina, keep going until you get something out of it.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:59 pm
LMFAO!!! I watched the totals change!!Luxurious wrote:Since Optimus Prime is my husband, I will not say how I voted.
But let it be known that I did cast my vote.
jk
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:10 pm
I've never faked it. I'll just take a time-out instead.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:11 pm
n the past 7 years I have not faked it once. Never had to with my husband, he knows exactly what to do.
When I was younger and with another person, it was all I could do to get it over with. Some guys just think they have it, and they are soooooooooo wrong.
When I was younger and with another person, it was all I could do to get it over with. Some guys just think they have it, and they are soooooooooo wrong.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:22 pm
Bedub, did you get inpiration for this thread off of the Seinfeld earlier today on the same subject? Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:24 pm
Elaine: i faked it.
Jerry: You? With Me?
Elaine: Yep
jerry: The whole production?
Elaine: Yep.
Jerry: But all of the panting, grunting, screaming....
Elaine: Fake, Fake, and more fake.
Jerry: You? With Me?
Elaine: Yep
jerry: The whole production?
Elaine: Yep.
Jerry: But all of the panting, grunting, screaming....
Elaine: Fake, Fake, and more fake.
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:26 pm
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:13 pm
Hahaha!! Why YES I did!jnd94 wrote:
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:39 pm
I fake it all the time, just to get back at those women!
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:40 pm
Luxurious wrote:Since Optimus Prime is my husband, I will not say how I voted.
But let it be known that I did cast my vote.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:42 pm
Come back to us when you have some experienceUCAbears wrote:Why would you fake it? If you have the stamina, keep going until you get something out of it.
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:47 pm
I'm glad you're smiling optimus....she's never had that problem with myself.
For the record, I faked it a couple times before...I started dating this russian bird who looked absoloutley ace with clothes on...but without them on....she wasn't very ace.
I just didnt have the heart not to f*ck her...my word, she couldnt even give a BJ properly either...I had to say "thats it, hold it there...on the base dear....squeeze a little" whilst jamming my cock down her throat...
In my youth I hadn't quite developed my sadistic touch, and was not enjoying her sheer humiliation as much as I would do now...and actually felt like a bit of a bastard...
For the record, I faked it a couple times before...I started dating this russian bird who looked absoloutley ace with clothes on...but without them on....she wasn't very ace.
I just didnt have the heart not to f*ck her...my word, she couldnt even give a BJ properly either...I had to say "thats it, hold it there...on the base dear....squeeze a little" whilst jamming my cock down her throat...
In my youth I hadn't quite developed my sadistic touch, and was not enjoying her sheer humiliation as much as I would do now...and actually felt like a bit of a bastard...
Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:10 pm
I dont fake it...no need....i know exactually what to do