Conquer Club

Which country is better? I just'd like to hear people's opinions on the subject.

Now Germany. But if you ask my neighbor that fought in WWII...

Let just say he dislikes Germans.

In terms of women... which would be better?

Chris7He wrote:In terms of women... which would be better?

Hmmm... tough one...

I'll pick France becasue some German chicks are slightly too freaky for me.

German women!
Ruf mich an! I will whip your azz, ja? Who's your mazter now, you worm?

*(again) watches some S/M porn*

The french are pussys and cant fight, but their women are pretty shithot. As for Germans, they are faggots i went there one and some bloke tried to nick my scab of my knee and screamed at a door mouse with his shirt off...And they're women are all like 6ft 7" and have back hair.


Swedish women rule.

Ronaldinho wrote:Swedish women rule.

This time I must agree with ronaldinho.

France is filled with garlic sniffing cheese munching surrender monkeys, and Germany has 3 comedians less than Iran, whose comedic entourage consists solely of Omid Djalili.

Tough call.

French women do things that other women won't do.

Chris7He wrote:French women do things that other women won't do.

Like what? Cook?

Chris7He wrote:French women do things that other women won't do.

Your dog?

Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight

This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight

This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.

I'm selling two WWII rifles. One Italian, other French. In good condition, hardly used, drooped a couple of times.

ignotus wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight

This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.

I'm selling two WWII rifles. One Italian, other French. In good condition, hardly used, drooped a couple of times.

hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

I've got a croatian WWII rifle. It was used as a sexual enhancement device by Ignotus, but unfortunatly it misfired during a session and blew off his scrotum.

Napoleon Ier wrote:

ignotus wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight

This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.

I'm selling two WWII rifles. One Italian, other French. In good condition, hardly used, drooped a couple of times.

hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

I've got a croatian WWII rifle. It was used as a sexual enhancement device by Ignotus, but unfortunatly it misfired during a session and blew off his scrotum.

Nah, we only got lousy italian rifles during WWII...
Good try though.
It was a joke and don't take it to close to your heart.

Napoleon Ier wrote:hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

Rofl!

Itz fun Bkos itz truw!

Can't we all just get along? I think we should all have a group hug... Or an orgy, that works too...

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

Rofl!

Itz fun Bkos itz truw!

I'm sorry who ran away at Dunkirk whilst 3 divisions of french soldiers got pounded by the Germans to hold off their advance whilst they scaprpered like scared pussies?

ignotus wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:

ignotus wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Ronaldinho wrote:The french are pussys and cant fight

This would be coming from the people who after having their ass kicked in the 100 year war by the God-backed French armies then ran away screaming at Dunkirk in 1941 and were so embarrased they just said it was the French who somehow were responsible.

I'm selling two WWII rifles. One Italian, other French. In good condition, hardly used, drooped a couple of times.

hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

I've got a croatian WWII rifle. It was used as a sexual enhancement device by Ignotus, but unfortunatly it misfired during a session and blew off his scrotum.

Nah, we only got lousy italian rifles during WWII...
Good try though.
It was a joke and don't take it to close to your heart.

its cool man. I just get pissed when idiots from the race that abandoned France like cowards make comments about our army running away.

Napoleon Ier wrote:

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Napoleon Ier wrote:hahah lolzor dah french iz run away in leik war

Rofl!

Itz fun Bkos itz truw!

I'm sorry who ran away at Dunkirk whilst 3 divisions of french soldiers got pounded by the Germans to hold off their advance whilst they scaprpered like scared pussies?

Chris7He wrote:In terms of women... which would be better?

You can't answer that question without pictures. I say this every time.

FRENCH


GERMAN

So far, we're going German. (I thought most Germans are blonde, but whatever)

I went Germany, cos I like nazism and sausages.

Serbia wrote:So far, we're going German. (I thought most Germans are blonde, but whatever)

Yeah, sure they got pretty blondes, but so do we!

We have the nice blondes, sweet Celtic redheads on Brittany, the sexy sultry meditteranean type, and hell, of you're into that plenty of arabs