My dick is like Jupiter
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:31 pm
Big.
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My dick is like Jupiter
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:31 pm
Thanks for that.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:31 pm
Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:32 pm
Thats brilliantRustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:32 pm
ROFL!RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
And I'm still thinking about how you complained about our threads >.>
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:33 pm
1, 2, 3
LOCK!
LOCK!
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:36 pm
I did? I don't remember this <_<.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:37 pm
My dick is like a Red Giant start infested with hot women.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:38 pm
Not you specifically, just quite a few CC'ers >.>RustyMonkey wrote:I did? I don't remember this <_<.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 8:54 pm
I think your ass is alot like jupiter too......gassy
forgive my lame attempts at humor I am high
forgive my lame attempts at humor I am high
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:05 pm
lol i thought that was funnyapey wrote:I think your ass is alot like jupiter too......gassy
forgive my lame attempts at humor I am high
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:34 pm
Wasn't his first post that AIM conversation? I want whatever it is he's on.
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:55 pm
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 9:56 pm
Quote of the month!RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 10:08 pm
C4 wrote:Quote of the month!RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:10 pm
Has a giant red spot on it?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:11 pm
Another good oneJefreus wrote:Has a giant red spot on it?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:15 pm
Cold and lifeless?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:35 pm
Big?
Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 11:56 pm
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 12:17 am
I swear...I thought that the hundred thousand miles comment wasn't funny and this one was just weird...then I realized he meant the planet, not the god.Jefreus wrote:Has a giant red spot on it?
I'm such a freaking nerd.
Edit: Nice first post
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:12 am
Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake. 
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:16 am
meh, let them sleep, i enjoyed itDaGip wrote:Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake.
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:17 am
Here is a poem I wrote for my freinds suggs and Norse (alas, Norse is no more, it saddens the soul):
http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... ly+stanzasMy Weiner
When I am alone and in bed,
And I am quite yearning for porn,
I grab the knob o' me head,
And pump it 'til the rise o' the morn.
My weiner stands straight as a missile,
Looking for enemy ships.
I rub me oysters and whistle,
A tune to ascend me lips.
Me eyes they's crossed for Snapper,
Looking deep within me mind,
For images o' Wicked or Clapper,
Stroking me monkey so kind.
Then a strange feeling came 'fore me,
Me body all numb it did go.
The air was full o' bright colours to see,
And it was pleasing from head to toe!
Ah, a good wank job finally came to term!
Me mornin' mission complete!
What do I do with this handful o' sperm?
Hmmm...well, I hadn't yet anything to eat.
Cheers!
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DaGip
Posted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:18 am
HaHa! You enjoy dick!-ShadySoul- wrote:meh, let them sleep, i enjoyed itDaGip wrote:Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake.