Conquer Club

SnakeySnakey wrote:She goes up to the bartender, and he says, "What'll it be?" She responds, "Nothing, where's your bathroom?"

Before the bartender could answer, one of the kids starts pulling on the woman's dress, "Mommy, I have to pee!"

"Shut the f*ck up, you little brat!" She yells back, and smacks the kid right in the face. "I'll drag you right back to the hospital for another round of chemo if you don't shut your fucking face!"

Just then, the bartender jumps over the counter and punches the woman in the jaw. "Nobody abuses their children in front of me, you useless little bitch!" And continues his savage beating of her.

One of the kids runs up to him, "Stop hitting our mommy!" The bartender turns around and tears the little girl's pants down, and then begins to molest her with his hands. "Ahhhh!" the little girl screams in terror.

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thats me waiting for the funny part

RustyMonkey wrote:

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thats me waiting for the funny part

Obviously you have no sense of humor, because it is absolutely hilarious so far.

Interfacer PH wrote:A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He tries to order a drink but before he can Reminisco stops him and says, "Sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "AArgh Matey! It's driving me nuts."

Frigidus wrote:

Interfacer PH wrote:A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He tries to order a drink but before he can Reminisco stops him and says, "Sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "AArgh Matey! It's driving me nuts."

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=27&issue=2

Interfacer PH wrote:

Frigidus wrote:

Interfacer PH wrote:A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. He tries to order a drink but before he can Reminisco stops him and says, "Sir, are you aware you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "AArgh Matey! It's driving me nuts."

http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=27&issue=2

I know. It's the best joke ever.

borox0 wrote:How is this funny? And shouldn't the kids not be allowed in the bar because they are under-aged?

RustyMonkey wrote:

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thats me waiting for the funny part

Obviously you have no sense of humor, because it is absolutely hilarious so far.

Frigidus wrote:As hilarious as this thread is, it worries me that I find it hilarious. This Conquer Club, not /b.

Two hillbillies walk into a bar for a drink and and some grub.

Suddenly, a woman at the bar who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, ‘Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

firth4eva wrote:Only one joke involving Reminisco with a thread that has the word bar in it's title? I am disappointed.