Conquer Club

She is bribing me by withholding certain things if I don't make a thread about just how much I love her.

Well, OK Ink, you might say, how much do you love her then? On a scale of 1-10?

To which I'd reply that love can't be measured, fool, but certainly mine would surpass that meager scale.

Don't ask why, that shit's private.

Aww...

Je t'aime

InkL0sed wrote:
Don't ask why, that shit's private.

thats what PM`s are for... so why

moved..

InkL0sed wrote:She is bribing me by withholding certain things if I don't make a thread about just how much I love her.

Then she's not bribing you but blackmailing you.

The failure rate for online romance is astounding!


Good luck anyways.

jay_a2j wrote:The failure rate for online romance is astounding!


Good luck anyways.

Who says it's online?

xruan wrote:

jay_a2j wrote:The failure rate for online romance is astounding!

Good luck anyways.

Who says it's online?

Well, this is an internet forum.

InkL0sed wrote: Well, OK Ink, you might say, how much do you love her then? On a scale of 1-10?

To which I'd reply that love can't be measured, fool, but certainly mine would surpass that meager scale.

There is a part of love that can be measured though and it's about a 3 with you.

Snorri1234 wrote:

InkL0sed wrote: Well, OK Ink, you might say, how much do you love her then? On a scale of 1-10?

To which I'd reply that love can't be measured, fool, but certainly mine would surpass that meager scale.

There is a part of love that can be measured though and it's about a 3 with you.

I assure you that it is much larger than a three... I would know

MAYBE IN MILLIMETERS.... I WOULD KNOW.

Nickbaldwin wrote:MAYBE IN MILLIMETERS.... I WOULD KNOW.

Are you sure you're talking about my man and not yourself? Because he's huge...

Neoteny wrote:

He likes it

Pleasure, pain, it's all chemicals.

MeDeFe wrote:Pleasure, pain, it's all chemicals.

chemicals shmicals... its all about the return of the great white dope

thats charlie if yor reading chaos

btw f*ck off and go out to a club its saturday night see you all in a few hours fuckers

Snorri1234 wrote:

InkL0sed wrote: Well, OK Ink, you might say, how much do you love her then? On a scale of 1-10?

To which I'd reply that love can't be measured, fool, but certainly mine would surpass that meager scale.

There is a part of love that can be measured though and it's about a 3 with you.

Nah I still far surpass that scale...

xruan wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:MAYBE IN MILLIMETERS.... I WOULD KNOW.

Are you sure you're talking about my man and not yourself? Because he's huge...

Until you've met me, you can't define huge.

Nickbaldwin wrote:

xruan wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:MAYBE IN MILLIMETERS.... I WOULD KNOW.

Are you sure you're talking about my man and not yourself? Because he's huge...

Until you've met me, you can't define huge.

This thread is huge.

All this talk of cock is making me huge.

Nickbaldwin wrote:All this talk of cock is making me huge.

hmm well we managed to establish you live about 10mins down the road from me so why dont we see exactly how huge you are and then I'll let everyone know the outcome!

heavenly29 wrote:

Nickbaldwin wrote:All this talk of cock is making me huge.

hmm well we managed to establish you live about 10mins down the road from me so why dont we see exactly how huge you are and then I'll let everyone know the outcome!

You sure you can handle it?

trackerisk wrote:Inky, this thread is a mistake. Do yourself a favor, and don't post in it again.
Apart from your obligatory comeback demolition job of this post, natch

Now I know what not to do

InkL0sed wrote:

trackerisk wrote:Inky, this thread is a mistake. Do yourself a favor, and don't post in it again.
Apart from your obligatory comeback demolition job of this post, natch

Now I know what not to do

Hey, if a guy can't handle a little ragging from the guys, what good is he?

trackerisk wrote:A useful tho oversized butt plug?

Who was it that got 4 inches of wood stuck up his ass? Snakey or Monkey?