Conquer Club

She said she wants to be sure I stay with her and make sure I don't use my Economics degree until she is done getting her degree in two years. I have built up a good reputation at Target in the past few months, and I hope it will look good for when I can apply to corporate to use my degree.

So today she said she needed some leverage, so she took pics of my flaccid penis, she wrote on my stomach that "John is Sarah's 1 inch bitch (arrow to penis)" and took more pics. I agreed since I know they will never get out since I wouldn't betray her. But now I kind of regret it... maybe she will start to use these for more benefits, like how she wants me to DD for her and her friends when they go to clubs she says I am too old to go to (I am 23 she is 20).

The thing is my dick literally QUADRUPLES in size, so it is in no way small.

What should I do?

Do your math next time. You can't have a 15/16 year old daughter if you're 23.

I honestly can't believe I'm going to respond to this, but perhaps I'm just in some sort of mood....

1 inch, quadrupled in size = 4 inches... still rather small.

snakey is a habitual liar... but these stories are great

It turns out I dont have a daughter. Long story short, Im an Uncle.

That was golden.

Nice follow-up.

Optimus Prime wrote:I honestly can't believe I'm going to respond to this, but perhaps I'm just in some sort of mood....

1 inch, quadrupled in size = 4 inches... still rather small.

Haha, I was thinking the same thing

so your an uncle who has a girlfriend and allegedly messes (almost forgot i wasn't in flame wars for a second) around with your cousin, even if this is true thats sad...


..and you built a reputation at target!!! LOL sad sad sad

When I had a nasty operation on my leg, they gave me some nasty nasty stuff to anaesthetise me. I got up several hours later to hobble, with a crutch, to the bathroom.
I noticed a curious side-effect of the knock-out drug was that my willy had shrunk amazingly - it was not reassuring.
But even then, it was over an inch long. Not boasting, just pointing out that if your willy is that small you prolly haven't reached puberty yet.

jonesthecurl wrote:When I had a nasty operation on my leg, they gave me some nasty nasty stuff to anaesthetise me. I got up several hours later to hobble, with a crutch, to the bathroom.
I noticed a curious side-effect of the knock-out drug was that my willy had shrunk amazingly - it was not reassuring.
But even then, it was over an inch long. Not boasting, just pointing out that if your willy is that small you prolly haven't reached puberty yet.

Hey man, some are growers, others are showers.

hecter wrote: Hey man, some are growers, others are showers.

and snakey's an embarrassment.