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Do you think it tastes good? I just finished my mom's birthday card and this flavor was exceptional.

ah how sweet you got your mommy a card

I used to have to lick a girlfriend's envelopes in case they had any animal products in them


...that sounds way ruder than it is, and way more interesting.

ParadiceCity9 wrote:Do you think it tastes good? I just finished my mom's birthday card and this flavor was exceptional.

Its an interesting taste, not good, not bad.
I think they just make it taste sweet to help you get over the fact that you are licking a strip of glue....

jonesthecurl wrote:I used to have to lick a girlfriend's envelopes in case they had any animal products in them


...that sounds way ruder than it is, and way more interesting.

Oh man, that made me laugh.

Actually, I'm brand loyal based on greeting card envelope glue. I know the ones that have sugar added. They tend to be rather humorous as well.

I used too...

but then I watched Seinfeld.

yeah envelopes arent bad, but as far as glue goes i still think elmers has the best after taste. although the effects arent as cool as the rubber cement

I once worked at a place where they had employed a young girl straight from college to handle marketing.
She had built up a database of 600 companies and was then to organize a mail shot.
She sat at her desk licking 100's of envelopes. After lunch she was complaining that the envelopes were of poor quality and they didn't stick very well. Thats when we discovered that they were those self seal envelopes with two bits of sticky that glue themselves together.

Proof that further education can't teach you common sense.

Pedronicus wrote:I once worked at a place where they had employed a young girl straight from college to handle marketing.
She had built up a database of 600 companies and was then to organize a mail shot.
She sat at her desk licking 100's of envelopes. After lunch she was complaining that the envelopes were of poor quality and they didn't stick very well. Thats when we discovered that they were those self seal envelopes with two bits of sticky that glue themselves together.

Proof that further education can't teach you common sense.

wow

Pedronicus wrote:I once worked at a place where they had employed a young girl straight from college to handle marketing.
She had built up a database of 600 companies and was then to organize a mail shot.
She sat at her desk licking 100's of envelopes. After lunch she was complaining that the envelopes were of poor quality and they didn't stick very well. Thats when we discovered that they were those self seal envelopes with two bits of sticky that glue themselves together.

Proof that further education can't teach you common sense.

And don't those envelopes always have little tabs over the sticky parts that say "Pull Off - Adhesive underneath" or something?

Anarkistsdream wrote:And don't those envelopes always have little tabs over the sticky parts that say "Pull Off - Adhesive underneath" or something?

Unfortunately, no.

The1exile wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:And don't those envelopes always have little tabs over the sticky parts that say "Pull Off - Adhesive underneath" or something?

Unfortunately, no.

The ones I use do...

Well, the ones I used to use (from a company called Viking, if I recall aright) didn't, so I guess that just goes to show that your envelopes aren't representative enough

The1exile wrote:Well, the ones I used to use (from a company called Viking, if I recall aright) didn't, so I guess that just goes to show that your envelopes aren't representative enough

Just goes to show you were using some crap off-brand...

All hail 3M office supplies!