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logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:42 am
by heavycola
Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:

creationism
beef flavoured crisps
john mccain's wattle
troofers
cherry coke
the new maps
swiftboat politics
eating with your mouth open
incest
the use of normal dice™, or the words attack™, cards™, fortify™, world™ or R_sk


*puts up dukes*

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:56 am
by Bertros Bertros
I disagree with point 3. Nothing wrong with a Bacon Double Wattle with Lies™.

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:01 am
by pimpdave
heavycola wrote: eating with your mouth open
Why you SON OF A BITCH!

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:11 pm
by Frigidus
Cherry Coke is awesome.

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:17 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
heavycola wrote:Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:
...
incest
...


*puts up dukes*
WHAT? Since when?

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:22 pm
by b.k. barunt
I like to drink Cherry Coke, whilst eating beef flavored crisps with my mouth open. Does this make me an illogical heretic?


Honibaz

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:24 pm
by heavycola
b.k. barunt wrote:I like to drink Cherry Coke, whilst eating beef flavored crisps with my mouth open. Does this make me an illogical heretic?


Honibaz
No, it makes you a revolting and malodorous dinner guest

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:55 pm
by b.k. barunt
Moi? * * farts loudly * *


Honibaz

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:58 pm
by Snorri1234
heavycola wrote:Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:

creationism
beef flavoured crisps
john mccain's wattle
troofers
cherry coke
the new maps
swiftboat politics
eating with your mouth open
incest
the use of normal dice™, or the words attack™, cards™, fortify™, world™ or R_sk


*puts up dukes*
I fortified your moms dice last night.

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:01 pm
by mpjh
Hah, I was there first.

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:01 pm
by b.k. barunt
I left a couple beef flavored crisps in a strategic area.


Honibaz

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:33 am
by heavycola
Snorri1234 wrote:
heavycola wrote:Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:

creationism
beef flavoured crisps
john mccain's wattle
troofers
cherry coke
the new maps
swiftboat politics
eating with your mouth open
incest
the use of normal dice™, or the words attack™, cards™, fortify™, world™ or R_sk


*puts up dukes*
I fortified your moms dice last night.
That's assault cubes to you, sonny. Have some respect.

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:03 am
by Hasbro_G-man
heavycola wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
heavycola wrote:Also, the following are hereby declared wrong:

creationism
beef flavoured crisps
john mccain's wattle
troofers
cherry coke
the new maps
swiftboat politics
eating with your mouth open
incest
the use of normal dice™, or the words attack™, cards™, fortify™, world™ or R_sk


*puts up dukes*
I fortified your moms dice last night.
That's assault cubes to you, sonny. Have some respect.
You are fucking with the third biggest board games manufacturer on the planet, and you're entering a world of pain.
Consider this a warning.

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:50 am
by DAZMCFC
b.k. barunt wrote:I like to drink Cherry Coke, whilst eating beef flavored crisps with my mouth open. Does this make me an illogical heretic?


Honibaz

BK you forgot the bit:
whilst shaggng my sister.

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 12:16 pm
by b.k. barunt
I don't have a sister. That was your sister, which made it irrelevant to the topic at hand, which is why i didn't mention it.


Honibaz

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:59 pm
by DAZMCFC
b.k. barunt wrote:I don't have a sister. That was your sister, which made it irrelevant to the topic at hand, which is why i didn't mention it.


Honibaz

niether do i, but you coming from the deep south. :D must of been your brother then.

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 3:10 pm
by b.k. barunt
You've been watching too much Jerry Springer.


Honibaz

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:27 pm
by jonesthecurl
ANyone who's watched any Jerry Springer has watched too much Jerry Springer.

Re: logic dictates there is a logic dictates thread

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:49 pm
by DAZMCFC
jonesthecurl wrote:ANyone who's watched any Jerry Springer has watched too much Jerry Springer.

he's better than fooking Jeremy Kyle who we have to put up with.


Jerry,Jerry,Jerry.