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If you go back in time and have sex with yourself, is it masturbation?


(Hi guys, I'm back from the dead!)

I bet you'd turn yourself down.
"I'm not that sort of previous slice of timeline continuum, you'd say."

Meanwhile, my question is: if a vampire doesn't give a reflection, do automatic doors work for them?

If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.

jonesthecurl wrote:If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.

Couldn't it just go through a side door, or just break one of the huge windows?

AndrewLC wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.

Couldn't it just go through a side door, or just break one of the huge windows?

Not if the doors use those weight things to open. Or, dare I say, open manually!?

muy_thaiguy wrote:

AndrewLC wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.

Couldn't it just go through a side door, or just break one of the huge windows?

Not if the doors use those weight things to open. Or, dare I say, open manually!?

Who's gonna do that? I once saw somebody repeatedly walk into a broken automatic door expecting it to open...

hecter wrote:

muy_thaiguy wrote:

AndrewLC wrote:

jonesthecurl wrote:If not you can throw the garlic away and just sleep safe in a supermarket.

Couldn't it just go through a side door, or just break one of the huge windows?

Not if the doors use those weight things to open. Or, dare I say, open manually!?

Who's gonna do that? I once saw somebody repeatedly walk into a broken automatic door expecting it to open...

AROOGA! AROOGA! AROOGA! Vampire alert!

AndrewLC wrote:If you go back in time and have sex with yourself, is it masturbation?


(Hi guys, I'm back from the dead!)

I think it qualifies.