Conquer Club

Question.

Couple months ago, after swimming my guts out (literally).

A few years ago. Got up out of bed, got to my door, then it shot out 3-4 feet. Like someone was waiting at my door and hit me in the stomach with a sledge hammer.

About 3 hours ago. Isn't sharing fun?

Prima wrote:About 3 hours ago. Isn't sharing fun?

Yay new years!!!

Slight bit of tactical chunder last night.

December the 23, after running out of Alcohol (i was preparing to go out and get pissed on the 26th) i decided to have a few drinks of Coca cola, i soon got carried away and i drank 2 big bottles of Coca cola in one night, i soon had a throbbing feeling but it didn't bother me that much, i woke up about 6AM and i was literally praying "please, no, common' god don't be like this" but the throbbing became too much, i never felt sick at all but i knew i was going to be sick and could not avoid it, i ran to the toilet but vommited projectile vomit, the wife had to clean it up and was not impressed... (it was brown vomit with bits of pizza in it), i had a bath (for me the best way to feel better after being sick) and had some toast after, and smelt of vomit and had a sickly taste in my mouth for the rest of the day but by night i was better but i only drank water, the next day i felt like the same before but only difference is i wasn't sick, going to the toilet was a problem from the 20th all the way to the 26th, (i was going about every half hour) but i was sick again on the 25th but this time i got the target (the toilet), and it didn't leave a bad taste in my mouth (thank god), i think it was not the Coca cola that done it, just a very serious and bad stomach bug that has been ravaging the UK much earleier than the usual expected time of Febuary-March.

Two days ago, New Years Eve. Tried to take on a high-quality cigar a little too fast.

Don't inhale. and don't don't drink warm Coke after a cheap one.

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About 55 seconds ago. I may have made a culinary misstep, or, this is just detox after a 4ish day bender.

Few weeks ago... after drinking over 30 beers in a day and a half... I probably could have held it in (it was actually the next morning), but I was having such trouble walking without feeling sick (I would walk a few paces... stop and try to stop from vomiting, then keep walking again) I eventually decided it was best just to blow chunks all over the new patch of snow outside of the cabin.

About 5:30 New Year's morning (Pacific time), while sitting on the can with a gnarly case of the runs after having eaten something that sat out too long the evening before, I suddenly had to reach for the trash can to deposit the remains of the copious amounts of alcohol and party food consumed the night before. It was an awe-inspiring confluence of two separate examples of poor decision-making.

One hour ago. I have the flu.

\not for some time, but in my lifetime, ohboy. Traveling(generally more than half an houra dnwe'd have to poll over to release a load. Amusement rides(Always pretty much a given). Being sick, tummy illness, etc. Drinking excessively, or as a youngster. Same with drugs,

And my vomit could win records. In oblong rooms, I could easily hit one end from standing at the other(length wise).

I once vomited on a friend, who stayed over, he was sleeping on thr bottum bunk and I had abused way too much chocolate. He dreamt that night about rain, only to wake up wih my sick all over him face,

I'm sure there are others, but those ones spring to mind.

OnlyAmbrose wrote:Two days ago, New Years Eve. Tried to take on a high-quality cigar a little too fast.

Randomly ended up with one in my hands in the smoking area of a nightclub, drunk off my tits as usual. I made that mistake of inhaling, no-one told me you couldn't!

nagerous wrote:

OnlyAmbrose wrote:Two days ago, New Years Eve. Tried to take on a high-quality cigar a little too fast.

Randomly ended up with one in my hands in the smoking area of a nightclub, drunk off my tits as usual. I made that mistake of inhaling, no-one told me you couldn't!

Err.. yeah. The whole inhaling cigars thing.. not good for you or your lungs.