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Anti-Chuck Norris Jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:45 pm
by Army of GOD
Chuck Norris isn't THAT cool. That is what this thread is for, so I can be forever jealous.

Chuck Norris is such a loser that even the Chicago Cubs cut him.

Re: Anti-Chuck Norris Jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:23 pm
by THE ARMY
Q: How much wood would chuck norris chuck if chuck norris could chuck wood?

A: None cuz he would be too busy putting his fingertips together.

Re: Anti-Chuck Norris Jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:24 pm
by Theguyoverthere
Chuck Norris can't even beat a cook.

Re: Anti-Chuck Norris Jokes

Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:25 pm
by Fuzzylogic99
Boy somebody has Chuck Norris Envy

Re: Auntie Chuck Jokes

Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 6:42 am
by oVo
Walker Texas Ranger

Re: Anti-Chuck Norris Jokes

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 9:18 am
by nagerous
Chuck Norris's momma so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!

Re: Anti-Chuck Norris Jokes

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:16 am
by AceArtemis
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