Conquer Club

i beleave it is not nice have a rank of cook. it is not anice feeling to think you are so low you are not eveing in a army rank. i think the lowest should be cadet.

what do you think?

Wow this is one pointless topic.

Oh well, might as well give my input.

I don't see what the problem is with having the rank of cook. But if your going to get rid of it you might as well throw cadet out as well.

To be honest, we need lower than Cook, lol.

obliterationX wrote:To be honest, we need lower than Cook, lol.

What like chambermaid or something?

JoshyBoy wrote:

obliterationX wrote:To be honest, we need lower than Cook, lol.

What like chambermaid or something?

Conscientious objector ?

Was thinking maybe "Cabin boy"? lol

Oh and they have Cooks in the army caymanmew.

Admit it your just like me. Sitting on CC all the time, getting bored and starting up new topics just to give you something to do

Rank of cook?

boiled cabbage?

Ok in all fairness if you play CC regularly and your the rank of cook on like a permanent basis then you must be pretty shit (pardon the language lol) and deserve to wear that hat of shame.

Like ObliterationX said we actually need lower... to show up the ridiculously shocking players.

JoshyBoy wrote:Admit it your just like me. Sitting on CC all the time, getting bored and starting up new topics just to give you something to do

ya ok it true but maby caben boy would be a good rank

i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

caymanmew wrote:i beleave it is not nice have a rank of cook. it is not anice feeling to think you are so low you are not eveing in a army rank. i think the lowest should be cadet.
what do you think?

In my opinion, "last is last"...what you call it is irrelevant. If someone feels badly because they're at the rank of cook, then they'll feel equally badly when they're at the rank of cadet (if it's the bottom rank).

should be secretary bellow cook

kylegraves1 wrote:should be secretary bellow cook

No, secretaries are usually below the guy in charge. Unless he's really faithful.

owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook.

The Neon Peon wrote:

owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook.

ive never been a cook either, i dont think ive ever been below 900

The Neon Peon wrote:

owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook.

just point dump to me and u wont ever have to feel that way again

One has to try hard to get to cook... my 1000+ point dump only got me to lieut!

I was cook for ~3 minutes I think. Then I won a speeder.

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a.sub wrote:

The Neon Peon wrote:

owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook.

just point dump to me and u wont ever have to feel that way again

It might be my goal to get to cook for 3 months now, but I am still planning on trying to do it while doing my best to win every game.

the only time i was even close, the rank of cook didnt exist. 1v1 didnt exist and speed games didnt exist lol

djt5483 wrote:

The Neon Peon wrote:

owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook.

ive never been a cook either, i dont think ive ever been below 900

Never been below 1000 and never will be.

sully800 wrote:

djt5483 wrote:

The Neon Peon wrote:

owenshooter wrote:i really thought it was a piece of bread (non premium) or toast (premium), when i first joined... the rank should stay, we've all been there. some of us just can't seem to get out of the loaf...-0

I have never been to cook.

ive never been a cook either, i dont think ive ever been below 900

Never been below 1000 and never will be.

i lost my first 3 games then i started winnin

The rank below baker should be jizz mopper

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... z%20mopper

demonfork wrote:The rank below baker should be jizz mopper

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... z%20mopper

demonfork wrote:The rank below baker should be jizz mopper

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... z%20mopper

hehe nice one. I dont know if they have Jizz Moppers in the army though

this topic got me thinking though. not in the way it's meant, feeling sorry for the cooks, but wondering if we should have a lower rank.
I think so. when I play a cook, its quite a big difference between a 799 point cook and a 100 point cook. mind, that's 600 points, but relatively it's 800% difference, which means a lot for point distribution after a game.

I say there should be a new rank below 500.
we should have a brainstorming contest how to name it.
first option: replace 'cook' with janitor, and have everybody beneath 500 be a cook.

of course this will raise debate on what is considered lower, a cook or a janitor?