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1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:09 pm
by Pedronicus
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:12 pm
by Frigidus
The f*ck.
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:15 pm
by maasman
far too many muscles for a human being to show. At that point its just gross
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:49 pm
by jonesthecurl
I hadn't realized they were human...
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:05 pm
by HapSmo19
Well, at least they have something to show for it

Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:09 pm
by neanderpaul14
Some of the most disturbing camel toe ever

Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:10 pm
by thegreekdog
I have a question - if they don't have breasts (or, alternatively, if their breasts are shaped like a man's chest), why are they required to wear bikini tops (apart from the fact that most of us don't want to see their breasts)?
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:17 pm
by jonesthecurl
"apart from"...?
that'll do for me.
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:19 pm
by neanderpaul14
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:27 pm
by thegreekdog
jonesthecurl wrote:"apart from"...?
that'll do for me.
It probably should have been phrased as a rhetorical question. I'll withdrawal it.
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 4:30 pm
by jonesthecurl
Well, they can take their tops of if they really must, but it has to stop there.
I'm feeling sick...
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:10 pm
by neanderpaul14
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, they can take their tops of if they really must, but it has to stop there.
I'm feeling sick...
All three of them are going to catch you Jonsey and have their way with you.

Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:13 pm
by Pedronicus
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead. It's most men's fantasy. What's wrong with you all?
Go out with one of these 'girls' and they would carry the shopping home on purpose.
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:14 pm
by jonesthecurl
At least you could say "I've got a really fit girlfriend".
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:15 pm
by thegreekdog
jonesthecurl wrote:At least you could say "I've got a really fit girlfriend".
I don't think "girlfriend" is the appropriate term. Perhaps - "I've got a really fit beastwoman."
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:30 pm
by HapSmo19
jonesthecurl wrote:At least you could say "I've got a really fit girlfriend".
Fit for hard, manual labor.
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 5:44 pm
by jonesthecurl
I bought her a nice new leash for her birthday.
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:27 pm
by EvilPurpleMonkey
Have you guys ever cooked a hotdog in an oven? Try it, and then look back at that pic. You will notice... similiarities...
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 6:37 pm
by neanderpaul14
jonesthecurl wrote:I bought her a nice new leash for her birthday.
They would just snap anything short of a large chain.
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:24 pm
by b.k. barunt

The one in the middle has a dick.

Don't even tell me that's not a dick. Almost as small as the assprowler's, but a dick nonetheless.
Honibaz
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 7:53 pm
by HapSmo19
b.k. barunt wrote:
The one in the middle has a dick.

Don't even tell me that's not a dick. Almost as small as the assprowler's, but a dick nonetheless.
Honibaz
I think that's a clitoris. A clitoris that can bench 150lbs.
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:07 pm
by Martin Ronne
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:39 pm
by clapper011
the blond looks like one of the characters off of the neverending story....

except falcor was cute....
or

.......

Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:50 pm
by hecter
jonesthecurl wrote:I bought her a nice new leash for her birthday.
She ripped it in half and beat me with it.
Why are they all orange?
Re: 1st, 2nd and 3rd!!!
Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 10:35 pm
by Martin Ronne