Conquer Club

In 2008, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Internet wastelands. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The Pleasant Chaps.

V.I., you incredible fucktard. Wherethefuck have you been? Norse, DM and myself have been wondering what mischief you've been up to. Good to see you're still alive.


Honibaz

Hey aren't you one of those mustache guys or whatever?

Hi.

I love you guys' van.

Prowler will be upset

Heh heh, mod edit


Honibaz

Ah yes, if Prowler had any more to come out of his mouth. I'm sure the Chaps pounded it out of him.

fooking hell V.I. back from deepest darkest Africa.


what a guy.

something fooking wrong with my mouse.



top secret BK, if i tell you, i would have to kill you and you don't want that.

fooking hell V.I. back from deepest darkest Africa.


what a guy.

He's been in Africa?


Honibaz

Ever since you rotten Brits pulled stakes you've left the heavy lifting to us Yanks (as usual.) Someone has to convert the heathens in time for the apocalypse, need to make this place safe for American-style Democracy, yadda-yadda, you get it.

I see our Old Flame has been eradicated; only a matter of time I suppose. Anyone else still kicking? What the fucking f*ck do you kids do for fun around here nowadays?

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V.I. wrote:

I see our Old Flame has been eradicated; only a matter of time I suppose. Anyone else still kicking? What the fucking f*ck do you kids do for fun around here nowadays?

f*ck all!

V.I. wrote:Ever since you rotten Brits pulled stakes you've left the heavy lifting to us Yanks (as usual.) Someone has to convert the heathens in time for the apocalypse, need to make this place safe for American-style Democracy, yadda-yadda, you get it.

I see our Old Flame has been eradicated; only a matter of time I suppose. Anyone else still kicking? What the fucking f*ck do you kids do for fun around here nowadays?

mod edit

Autoload, Dimes, my niggaz, hooray!

Seriously good to see you back, and nice pic!

V.I. wrote:If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire The Pleasant Chaps.

Hahaha!

It's no problem finding them!

They're right here!



As happy as ever!

Hahahahaha!!!

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, you can hire The Pleasant Chaps.

Misery loves company.

I'm afraid we're just whistling in the dark here, Prowly-Girl. This one goes out to you, Prowler, the rankest cunt of them all...

Show me that smile again (Ooh show me that smile)
Don't waste another minute on your cryin'
We're nowhere near the end (We're nowhere near...)
The best is ready to begin

Ooh...
As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin' right in our hands
Baby you and me...
We got to be...
The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'

As long as we keep on givin'
We can take anything that comes our way
Baby rain or shine...
All the time...
We got each other
Sharin' the laughter and love...
Feel free to use this photo as you complete your nightly ritual of rubbing the head of your cock bloody raw while wearing an oven mitt:



He loves Jesus big-time.

How did you know the assprowler has the hots for Kirk Cameron? Isn't this like contributing to the delinquency of a wanker?


Honibaz

While revealing the Pleasant Chaps' theme song, V.I. wrote: Ooh...
As long as we got each other
We got the world spinnin' right in our hands

Hahaha!

Yeah, as long as you have each other...

It's nice when people The Pleasant Chaps find each other...gay, but nice.

b.k. barunt wrote:How did you know the assprowler has the hots for Kirk Cameron? Isn't this like contributing to the delinquency of a wanker?

Has there ever been a picture of Kirk Cameron that you didn't comment on?

Hahaha!

It gets you all too excited, eh Blunt?

I've noticed though...after a picture of Kirk Cameron, you always make it a real short post....can't resist the urge to pop a Viagra and lean back and remember the good old gays...err....days....eh Blunt?

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Damn Prowler, just as you stopped your "hahaha" thing.

VI old chap! how the devil are you!?

Skittles! wrote:Damn Prowler, just as you stopped your "hahaha" thing.

Now now, don't make him self conscious about his security blanket there. It's like his very own laugh track and it makes him feel appreciated. I think it's sweet.


Honibaz

Blunt, viagra worked itself out of your system? I hope...

I'd hate to think you are talking about me...and me being sweet....with a raging 4 inch boner.

You know I'm older than 13....right?

And there he is! Speaking of insecurity, this sputtering buffon actually goes to my profile twice a day, hits "Search User's Posts" and checks through all my posts just to see if i said anything about him. Amazing. Fooking amazing. I will admit that i make sure to mention him every now and then just to keep him on his toes. hahahahahahahahahahahaha


Honibaz

it pleases him, just to know you're thinking of him BK.