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Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:07 am
by e_i_pi
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:14 am
by Lord and Master
More to the point why on earth have you posted it here?! Why were you looking at it in the first place? Is it your Dad?
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:20 am
by jonesthecurl
...and his mum.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:00 pm
by e_i_pi
Actually, I was looking for cartoon pictures of Vikings, because I'm having a birthday party and the theme is Vikings. This picture was on a military website.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:06 pm
by pimphawks70
e_i_pi wrote:
Grandpa?
Wow I really regret sitting on his lap when I was a kid.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 6:08 pm
by oVo
He probably calls her Hillary.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:52 pm
by e_i_pi
Patient Zero of the swine flu epidemic
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:06 pm
by SultanOfSurreal
oVo wrote:He probably calls her Hillary.
judging from the lipstick i think he probably calls her sarah
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:10 pm
by muy_thaiguy
SultanOfSurreal wrote:oVo wrote:He probably calls her Hillary.
judging from the lipstick i think he probably calls her sarah
Nope, its Hillary.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 8:38 pm
by autoload
I am aroused.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:54 pm
by EvilPurpleMonkey
e_i_pi, I do not believe your explanation, and given that you have posted far worse things before (Lucario's Thread), I am forced to put you on my ignore list, and conclude that you are the a very sick person. And if you are holding a theme birthday party, then I expect you are a very sick young person. I hope I never have any contact with you whatsoever from this point.
I'm an atheist but....
Goddamn, you are disgusting!
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:56 pm
by jonesthecurl
Actually, the guy isn't doing with a blow-up doll. He's had plastic surgery to make his willy look like that.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:01 am
by b.k. barunt
Honibaz
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:58 am
by e_i_pi
EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:e_i_pi, I do not believe your explanation, and given that you have posted far worse things before (Lucario's Thread), I am forced to put you on my ignore list, and conclude that you are the a very sick person. And if you are holding a theme birthday party, then I expect you are a very sick young person. I hope I never have any contact with you whatsoever from this point.
I'm an atheist but....
Goddamn, you are disgusting!
I'm honoured to make your ignore list. Hats off to you sir!

Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:00 am
by mpjh
So that is a pig in a poke.
Re: Poked pig?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:11 am
by oVo
SultanOfSurreal wrote:judging from the lipstick i think he probably calls her sarah
That's not a pit bull.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:16 am
by cyrenius
I have another question.Why did you have to post this pictur.You ruined my hole day
I know that is gay pride week,but this is to much for me
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:32 am
by b.k. barunt
e_i_pi wrote:Actually, I was looking for cartoon pictures of Vikings, because I'm having a birthday party and the theme is Vikings. This picture was on a military website.
Ok, the picture itself is disturbing - i've seen cross dressers before but the guy's face is like something your mother would show you - "this is how you'll end up if you play with your pee pee". The most disturbing part however, is that you found it on a military website. WTF?!! Someone has got to get this picture on a recruitment poster - "Be All That You Can Be!", or "The Marines - Still Looking For A Few Good Men".
Just one question, wtf were you doing looking for cartoon vikings on a military website?
Honibaz
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:37 am
by EagleofGreenErth
Photoshopped
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:10 am
by e_i_pi
b.k. barunt wrote:Just one question, wtf were you doing looking for cartoon vikings on a military website?
Do not question the power of Google Images
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:32 am
by e_i_pi
e_i_pi wrote:Actually, I was looking for cartoon pictures of Vikings, because I'm having a birthday party and the theme is Vikings. This picture was on a military website.
EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:e_i_pi, I do not believe your explanation
b. k. barunt wrote:The most disturbing part however, is that you found it on a military website. WTF?!
To all you naysayers...
- Click image to enlarge.

Go look for yourself. Search Google Images for techno viking. You don't even need to turn Moderate Safe Search off - apparently this image kiddy-safe...
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:18 am
by jonesthecurl
ha ha, no, that is a poke in a pig.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 11:03 am
by MeDeFe
e_i_pi wrote:
The sheep in the background is especially disturbing.
Re: Why on earth does this picture exist?
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 3:51 pm
by Haggis_McMutton
Ah, so he is one of techno viking's victims, that explains a lot.