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GabonX badly needs some sex

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:07 pm
by joecoolfrog
I think the kid badly needs to get away from a computer and between the thighs of a good man or women , his need seems urgent so a prossie seems the best bet.

Re: GabonX badly needs some sex

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:43 pm
by Neoteny
Gotta think long term solution here.

Re: GabonX badly needs some sex

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:45 pm
by ManBungalow
Neoteny wrote:Gotta think long term solution here.
Yeah...how much does he have saved up ?

Re: GabonX badly needs some sex

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:51 pm
by Juan_Bottom
ManBungalow wrote:
Neoteny wrote:Gotta think long term solution here.
Yeah...how much does he have saved up ?
Are we talking about money?



LOCK THIS F*CKING THREAD.

Re: GabonX badly needs some sex

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 1:56 pm
by GabonX
joecoolfrog wrote:GabonX needs more sex.
I can agree with that 8-)

I will say though that this new idea which asserts that sex leads to a healthier or better lifestyle is strongly misguided. The fact that Western society is crumbling at the same time that traditional values are is no coincidence.

That said, I have my weaknesses..and my sexuality is the greatest one. Yes, sexuality in most cases is a form of weakness.

Re: GabonX badly needs some sex

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:20 pm
by Neoteny
GabonX wrote:
joecoolfrog wrote:GabonX needs more sex.
I can agree with that 8-)

I will say though that this new idea which asserts that sex leads to a healthier or better lifestyle is strongly misguided. The fact that Western society is crumbling at the same time that traditional values are is no coincidence.

That said, I have my weaknesses..and my sexuality is the greatest one. Yes, sexuality in most cases is a form of weakness.
No wonder you don't get any.

Re: GabonX badly needs some sex

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:24 pm
by ManBungalow
Anyway, GabonX seems to be okay with this thread. Keep it from getting flame-y and it should be allowed to stay.

Re: GabonX badly needs some sex

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:27 pm
by GabonX
No, in all honesty it should be locked.

I've made threads which specifically address another member before and I got a letter from Andy, so in the interest of consistency the thread should be locked and Joe should receive a warning.

Re: GabonX badly needs some sex

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:35 pm
by Neoteny
I should probably get one too. My comment was uncalled for.

GabonX badly needs some sax

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:14 pm
by pimpdave
SAXAMAPHONE!

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GabonX badly needs some styx

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:15 pm
by pimpdave
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GabonX badly needs some stacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:17 pm
by pimpdave
stacks of anything really, here's some stacks to help you brainstorm:

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Re: GabonX badly needs some stacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:18 pm
by thegreekdog
No breasts?

Re: GabonX badly needs some stacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:19 pm
by pimpdave
Well, this is why we brainstorm...

Re: GabonX badly needs some styx

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:19 pm
by thegreekdog
I don't usually do this, but I... ahem... LOLed.

Re: GabonX badly needs some styx

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:20 pm
by Neoteny
I'm sailing away...

GabonX badly needs some slacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:21 pm
by pimpdave
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I'm just going to keep this joke going until all of the threads get merged, and the flame one is buried beneath whichever one of these the mods think is most clever, or funny, or awesome.

I kind of like the stacks one best.

GabonX is a buddy, it's the least I can do...

Plus, this way the mods can save face. Just merge all the threads and no one has to be warned or whatever.

Re: GabonX badly needs some slacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:22 pm
by got tonkaed
this is my favorite so far.

GabonX badly needs some snacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:24 pm
by pimpdave
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GabonX badly needs some socks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:31 pm
by Frigidus
Poor guy is down and out.

Re: GabonX badly needs some stacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:31 pm
by GabonX
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Re: GabonX badly needs some slacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:32 pm
by thegreekdog
I like the Styx one.

But I also laughed aloud at the slacks.

Re: GabonX badly needs some snacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:37 pm
by GabonX
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Re: GabonX badly needs some slacks

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:57 pm
by Neoteny
thegreekdog wrote:I like the Styx one.

But I also laughed aloud at the slacks.
I also like the Styx one.

Re: GabonX badly needs some styx

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:03 pm
by thegreekdog
Tic-tacs?
Big Macs?
Flapjacks?

I suppose these are all snacks.