Santa Claus is a fat b!^ch - Insane Clown Posse

Worst advice: "Always attack the weakest player. That way the strongest player won't be mad at you and will let you live."

Next worst: "Go pet a burning dog."

3rd runner up (not mine, but I saw it in a game chat a while ago): "I'm in the habit of giving 5 star ratings to people who deadbeat."

I vote for being stripped and locked in a room of powdered fiberglass slivers, with no toilet, and all food given to you is laced with pain enhancing medicines. Meanwhile, an audio of someone laughing is intermittently playing in the background. Some of the others mentioned in this thread would be ...

True Gun Control - not discharging your weapon until you intend to fire it, and hitting the target you were aiming at.

Gun Control for cowering wimps - I fear guns so I will do my best to make them illegal.

Gun Control for criminals - I don't want my victims to be able to fight back, so I will ...

In breaking news, what was assumed to be a fog covering America has been proven to be the smoke of many Americans burning the flags of other countries. We hate you too and will proudly ruin your lives. ;) Have a great evening!


On a serious note, it would be nice to see all of the political polls ...

When it comes down to it, I believe people post topics like this for one of 3 reasons:

1. They like to be an a$$ and ridicule others for what they believe.
2. They are looking for some sort of proof which to some degree they think can be found by reading comments posted by others which are ...

Common sense is in short supply these days. The girl should have known that filming in the theater during the movie was a dumb choice. Her talking the whole time further demonstrates her lack of respect for those around her. The manager at the theater is a f***ing moron. He could have just as easily ...

The Worst Day Since Yesterday - Flogging Molly

Add It Up - Violent Femmes

You make some good points. By "dice" I meant the 6-sided (reportedly fair) number cubes used to determine the winner of each assault.

tell us about it. I've seen plenty of people ranting about how the dice suck. I've had my fair share of bad dice. I'm sick of hearing about those.

Let's see how many people actually get lucky in this game. One of my teammates recently got very lucky in game 3391434. With 8 armies he took out 17 and ...

Actually, the odd Darwin Award has been given to people who remove themselves from the gene pool by taking away their ability to procreate.

I hadn't heard of any of those. If that's true this guy definitely deserves one. I'm still cringing in pain just from seeing that video.

More on topic, I ...

MeDeFe wrote:

brooksieb wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

Frop wrote:

OMFG.
THAT WOULD FUCKING KILL.

I can feel the pain already!

Same.

Does he qualify for a Darwin award?

Nope, Darwin awards are for the ones who actually die, not the ones who wish they were dead so they wouldn't have to finish their lives as a eunuch.

"Master of the Puppets" and the "Black" album tie for my favorite CD's ever. Metallica was my favorite band for several years. I almost quit being a fan after Reload came out. I did quit being a fan after the load of crap they called St. Anger made me ashamed to admit I had ever listened to them ...

This is a dangerous question to ask. It gets people to look at threads that have died. This could result in some jerk who thinks its fun to make people mad going to the end of the list and reviving the dead threads just to make up for their lack of ability to do anything else well enough to be ...

Replace "the roof" with the dead dog thread and I think this fits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdF6M2FBKG4

I used to think it would be really cool to see a tornado when I was younger. I've been in 2 tornadoes in the last 3 years, and had quite a few come within 2 miles of me. The first one hit the building I was working in, the second blew my car off the road on my way to work. (I think mother nature ...

Many CC members at some point in their CC career

You have 80 cows on Brazil
Your opponent has 1 cow on Africa
You hit auto roll .... ...... ...... ...... ...... ...... .......
77 of your cows die
In anger you roll 2 more times and can no longer attack.
Opponent gets a bonus of 3 cows and free ...

Multicolour.

Eventide had 5 enemy colour combinations(green/black, red/white green/blue) i.e all my favourite colour combinations. And ravnica had every colour combination and so was awesome

That almost makes it worth buying some of them. Multicolor decks were always a challenge to build ...

Bunch of nerds.

Were you trying to make a point? Most (not all) of the people on this site fall into that category. :geek:

I don't knwo why people bag out the new sets. Ravnica was pure win and eventide is bloody awesome too

I haven't seen any of the cards from those two sets. What made them ...

Even some of the old cards had unbeatable combos. I faced an elf deck while in high school that was unbeatable. I mainly play with blue/green, black/green or blue/black. This is because that what most of my cards were :lol:

I had a blue/artifact deck when Ice Age came out (13 years ago) that ...

If you want to sell your MTG stuff, take a look at Ebay and other online auction sites to see what'll sell and what won't.

Thanks for the advice. I have looked at ebay. Unless you have a bunch of rare cards you're willing to let go for nowhere near what their worth the magic cards don't seem to ...

I was talking to some of my friends from back in high school and all of the countless hours we spent playing magic games came up. We thought it was funny how we all ended up with thousands of cards and can't find anyone to buy them. Then we debated whether or not it was still a popular game. I know ...

First lets assume that this is actually a serious question and not a farce to get a rise out of people. :| Next lets assume that the "contract" would hold up in court (which I agree with some of the others that it would only hang you). If the baby is as developed as you said, a punch hard enough to ...

Usually about 30 minutes in the morning and 30 minutes in the evening. When I have time off from work I'll drop in during the day or sometimes late at night.