Sorry...right now I can~t afford a premium account... sorry to disturb the tournament.

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Joke #3.

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Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

…Ba-na-na-naaa!

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."
So the laywer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But ...

A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,197,614,308 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

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I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says ''Your eyes sparkle like diamonds''. I said, ''Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck''.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow!

The first vampire walks up to the bar and the bar man asks what he can get him.

Vampire 1 responds "A nice warm cup of blood"

Bartender says "coming right up"

Vampire 2 pipes up and says "make mine cold!"

After the bartender hands the second vampire his drink he turns to the third vampire.

The ...

The first vampire walks up to the bar and the bar man asks what he can get him.

Vampire 1 responds "A nice warm cup of blood"

Bartender says "coming right up"

Vampire 2 pipes up and says "make mine cold!"

After the bartender hands the second vampire his drink he turns to the third vampire.

The ...

Peter, do you think I’m a bad mother?

My name is Paul.

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i'm in. tx

I,m in, please. Tx

Dukasaur wrote:reserved for conscription list and conscript playoff series.

I'm in, please

I'd like to joint the tournament. Can you please put my name in the waiting list?

Tx.

i'm in

I'm in. Ty.

I'm in, please.

I'm in, please!

Please, I'm in!

Thank you