KraphtOne wins Funniest Award.

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied "I know you
can't, I've cut your arms off".

Police arrested two kids yesterday; one was drinking battery
acid, and the other was eating ...

Origin was forged in hell.

The only fair way to deal with EA's treatment of Sim City is to buy the game in a brick and mortar store but not go through with the Origin installation process. Just pull down a torrent of the game from piratebay at that point for a painless install with (ironically) no ...

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Interesting character development in the first half; the rural setting was charming and I don't think anyone would have expected the surprise twist in the middle. Unfortunately the inherent tackiness in the theme is where it falls apart.

3/10

Tell me a funny joke.

Never mind. I'm out.

In please.