the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[AndyDufresne]

Gili, Mcshanester.

So I've still got my Scotland game going pretty strong. Still aching to take over England, but luckily my nephew in my Dyansty is the heir to the throne, since I had the prince of England in my court some years ago, so stinks for his dynasty coming to end. I'm curious to see how it all turns out. Also, I wanted to mention that the Kingdom of Sweden in my game has been eliminated from map essentially. The tiny republic of Gotland has taken over their kingdom, haha. And Iberia, and even portion of southern France, is all Islamic.

I also setup another game to play around in. This time, I'm the Emir of Tunis I think, a nice little sheikdom in North Africa. My goal is to reunite the North African counties and duchies into kingdom of Africa. Playing as an Islamic dynasty is interesting...the did a pretty good job mixing up the dynamic. I have so many wives, and so many children, but I have to manage "decadence" or take some penalties and risk assassination attempts. But with so many wives, I produce a lot of Princesses. Which means I have a large number of diplomatic relations which is nice, especially being so close to the Crusades area and the Papacy in the Med. I'm fostering relations nicely with Cairo, since they are big and strong. And a neighbor of mine in northern Algeria. I'm definitely more in the mix of action now, than being in the far north in Scotland.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

A much cooler video proves that roaches run head first into walls.

[AndyDufresne]

A much cooler video proves that roaches run head first into walls.

I would too if I was indestructible. **Leaves behind a bowl of indestructible bananas**


--Andy

[mcshanester29]

Gili, Mcshanester.

So I've still got my Scotland game going pretty strong. Still aching to take over England, but luckily my nephew in my Dyansty is the heir to the throne, since I had the prince of England in my court some years ago, so stinks for his dynasty coming to end. I'm curious to see how it all turns out. Also, I wanted to mention that the Kingdom of Sweden in my game has been eliminated from map essentially. The tiny republic of Gotland has taken over their kingdom, haha. And Iberia, and even portion of southern France, is all Islamic.

I also setup another game to play around in. This time, I'm the Emir of Tunis I think, a nice little sheikdom in North Africa. My goal is to reunite the North African counties and duchies into kingdom of Africa. Playing as an Islamic dynasty is interesting...the did a pretty good job mixing up the dynamic. I have so many wives, and so many children, but I have to manage "decadence" or take some penalties and risk assassination attempts. But with so many wives, I produce a lot of Princesses. Which means I have a large number of diplomatic relations which is nice, especially being so close to the Crusades area and the Papacy in the Med. I'm fostering relations nicely with Cairo, since they are big and strong. And a neighbor of mine in northern Algeria. I'm definitely more in the mix of action now, than being in the far north in Scotland.

**Munches on a banana**

I am thinking about starting in Scotlan as well but will wait for a bit more. For the record never convert to Waldensian everything goes to crap until you die and one of your heirs can fix it


--Andy

[AndyDufresne]

Yeah, converting to a heresy is difficult---especially if the main religion has a strong moral authority. However, if the moral authority has been weakened down to the 30's or below, a lot of heresies start to pop-up! I'd like to make a heretic ruler sometime.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[DoomYoshi]

Now that's a car. All 1.5 L engine and all.

[Fruitcake]

Now that's a car. All 1.5 L engine and all.

Aston Martin. There is no substitute.

[Quirk]

BPotW

[AndyDufresne]

In other news, I purchased some potatoes yesterday. I feel like making some scalloped potatoes this weekend. With a side of banana pudding.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[AndyDufresne]

In other news, check out animal in this video. You'll probably end up liking it, I think. **Munches on a banana**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3btMhdQ6Y&t=3m43s

(Or fast forward to 3m43s)



--Andy

[Lil_SlimShady]

In other news, check out animal in this video. You'll probably end up liking it, I think. **Munches on a banana**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3btMhdQ6Y&t=3m43s

(Or fast forward to 3m43s)



--Andy

I didn't really watch the video but it got me thinking nonetheless: how do porcupines and hedgehogs have sex? Must be a lot like getting an acupuncture around your genitals area. And more importantly, how do I embed a video into a post?

[AndyDufresne]

You should watch the video. You'll like the creature. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Lil_SlimShady]

You should watch the video. You'll like the creature. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Nah, not right now. I'm researching mammal's reproductive organs through animal pornography. I can safely say that my curiosity has been satisfied.

[AndyDufresne]

I don't think so. You haven't heard the sounds the animal makes. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Lil_SlimShady]

I don't think so. You haven't heard the sounds the animal makes. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

On a different topic, is this what your fridge looks like?

http://imgur.com/gallery/s4LVuBE

[Lil_SlimShady]

And another question: how come it still says that I have 0 posts right under my avatar? O.o

[AndyDufresne]

And another question: how come it still says that I have 0 posts right under my avatar? O.o

Because you seem to be only posting in the Off Topics forum.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Lil_SlimShady]

And another question: how come it still says that I have 0 posts right under my avatar? O.o

Because you seem to be only posting in the Off Topics forum.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Well, yeah. I don't have enough knowledge to participate in strategy discussions. Do off topic posts not count?

[Quirk]

Hence my post count. Click on Search user’s posts on your profile to see your actual post count.

[TA1LGUNN3R]

And another question: how come it still says that I have 0 posts right under my avatar? O.o

Because you seem to be only posting in the Off Topics forum.

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Well, yeah. I don't have enough knowledge to participate in strategy discussions. Do off topic posts not count?

The sun doesn't shine on the dredges of the abyss, and nobody wants to see what's down there.

-TG

[Raptor Jesus]

This is not a post.

[AndyDufresne]

This is a post, however. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[Quirk]

[Lil_SlimShady]

[AndyDufresne]

I'm running low. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy