best and worst pick up lines

0ojakeo0 · Post by **0ojakeo0** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:14 am

my friend came up with this one " i forgot my number, can i have yours?"

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:21 am

"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?"

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:35 am

"Any good at handjobs?"

clapper011 · Post by **clapper011** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:36 am

"hey you didnt see me the first time, shall I walk back by?"

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:41 am

"I was wondering if you could settle a bet with us? My friend here says that a Paladin has every right to roll need on Valor gear. And I say that if he wanted Valor gear, then he should have rolled a warrior in the first place and stop being a n00b tard."

Interfacer PH · Post by **Interfacer PH** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:43 am

Not really a pick up line but...

I've heard of this place that sells bogus ATM reciepts with hefty balances. You're supposed to fubble through your pockets for somehing to write your number on and just happen upon this "scrap". Flip it over, jot down your number, and presto! After all, what do women really want anyway?

Napoleon Ier · Post by **Napoleon Ier** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:43 am

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want money?

suggs · Post by **suggs** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:00 am

"Could you get my coat, you're an absolute MUNTER."

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:02 am

Of all the women in the bar, you looked to me like the most likely to f*ck a stranger.

I'm going to sing "The Final Countdown" by Europe until you agree to sleep with me. Don't try to walk away; I'll only follow you.

Interfacer PH · Post by **Interfacer PH** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:04 am

Say absolutly anything to the fatest woman in the bar.

satanspaladin · Post by **satanspaladin** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:10 am

That perfume smells divine on you ,Which brand is it .
my i wish i could look that good in ,dress ,trousers , skirt . it shows your figer to a tee .

And if all else fails how much vodka can you drink

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:01 am

Interfacer PH wrote:Say absolutely anything to the fattest woman in the bar.

"did you know sperm is a hunger suppressant!?"

V.I. · Post by **V.I.** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:03 am

Are those astronaut pants? Cause that ass is out of this world.

Ronaldinho · Post by **Ronaldinho** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:04 am

Are you alright?

then they'll probally answer like what?!

Then you say: When you fell from heaven, lol. Used this one a couple of times and its worked

, lol.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:05 am

Ronaldinho wrote:
Then you say: When you fell from heaven, lol. Used this one a couple of times and its worked , lol.

That worked?

glide · Post by **glide** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:06 am

hmmmmmm.....you don't sweat much for a fat chick....

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:13 am

"I want to pleasure you with my tongue"

Napoleon Ier · Post by **Napoleon Ier** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:14 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:"I want to pleasure you with my tongue"

That's just nasty.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:21 am

Napoleon Ier wrote:That's just nasty.

That'll never work...

Perhap try: "You look legal; what about it?"

Napoleon Ier · Post by **Napoleon Ier** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:29 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:That's just nasty.
That'll never work...

Perhap try: "You look legal; what about it?"

:lol

I'm not legal.

Or of course :

"Sit on my lap, we'll talk about whatver pops up."

jiminski · Post by **jiminski** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:29 am

To the gorgeous girl for whom life and 'this dump' is just a little beneath her.

"I have the cure for boredom.. but it must be taken as suppository! "

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:10 pm

I like peanut butter, do you? Wanna f*ck?

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:14 pm

I believe that honesty is the most important part of a relationship. Ironic that I'm using these very words to try and trick you into sucking my cock.

Blitzaholic · Post by **Blitzaholic** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 12:22 pm

Snorri1234 wrote:
Ronaldinho wrote:
Then you say: When you fell from heaven, lol. Used this one a couple of times and its worked , lol.
That worked?

ron has girls flocking to him all over

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:00 pm

Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?