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unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:48 pm

http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greate ... ms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

-ShadySoul- · Post by **-ShadySoul-** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:50 pm

I pity those fools

Napoleon Ier · Post by **Napoleon Ier** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:51 pm

unriggable wrote:http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:51 pm

amazing!

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:52 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
unriggable wrote:http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out
Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

Then find them, so we can share a laugh. I wouldn't be surprised if there are atheists like that.

nagerous · Post by **nagerous** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:52 pm

Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go f*ck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:56 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
unriggable wrote:http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out
Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

well, that isn't quite as stupid. without religion, how many fewer wars would have been fought?

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:58 pm

THis page was just added to my favorites!!!

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 7:59 pm

admittedly that website delievers.....

i thought i was going to be able to do some kind of top 10 personal favorites but really, that is quite the compilation. I would regardless of personal faith, you could experience quite a set of emotions as a result of the page.

I would also invite anyone who has quotes about dumb things that atheist say (including some of my own personal gems) to come foward.

The secret is, we all say and think some pretty wild things in order to justify the ways we concieve of the world.

unriggable · Post by **unriggable** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:02 pm

got tonkaed wrote:I would also invite anyone who has quotes about dumb things that atheist say (including some of my own personal gems) to come foward.

*crickets*

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:03 pm

unriggable wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:I would also invite anyone who has quotes about dumb things that atheist say (including some of my own personal gems) to come foward.
*crickets*

well i mean lets face it, im a pretty nice guy, it might be hard to find a slew of derogatory things i say about anyone.

in fact the top 100 tonka bashing quotes might be quite an endeavor.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:07 pm

unriggable wrote:http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out

Hehehe, I was just looking at that site.

duday53 · Post by **duday53** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:09 pm

nagerous wrote:Athiests as a Majority

This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go f*ck a hooker.
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

THE END

ok

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:09 pm

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

I chuckled.

Kaplowitz · Post by **Kaplowitz** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:10 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
unriggable wrote:http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out
Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

I believe that.... it makes a lot of sense!

Skoffin · Post by **Skoffin** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:16 pm

I like how gravity doesn't exist. Really on to something there.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:16 pm

I got to the second one...

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.

TOO MUCH! IT'S TOO MUCH!!!

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:18 pm

hecter wrote:I got to the second one...
One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
TOO MUCH! IT'S TOO MUCH!!!

I like the UNLESS part.

got tonkaed · Post by **got tonkaed** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:19 pm

many of my personal favorites relate to the fact that an individual does not see how claiming that someone elses God is obviously false or that some premise that would require someone to believe in something on faith which is different than their own is some kind of moral evil.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:21 pm

The problem is that I wish some of those quotes were just satire, but knowing the internet I just can't.

Neutrino · Post by **Neutrino** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:21 pm

After all of 30 seconds looking at that page, I have come to the conclusion that the entire page is, in fact, a joke. No-one can be that stupid. Can they...?

EDIT:

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?

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Napoleon Ier · Post by **Napoleon Ier** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:30 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
Napoleon Ier wrote:
unriggable wrote:http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out
Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).
I believe that.... it makes a lot of sense!

then nothing can be done for you....you believe earthquakes and natural disasters are the work of Christian fundamentalists....

Skoffin · Post by **Skoffin** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:31 pm

This is the internet, all kinds of weirdos reside here. I wouldn't be surprised if that stuff are actual posts, but there are plenty of dickheaded athiests out there too. I knew a bunch of them that liked to spam christian forums with goaste and furries and didn't see anything wrong with it.

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:35 pm

Skoffin wrote: This is the internet, all kinds of weirdos reside here. I wouldn't be surprised if that stuff are actual posts, but there are plenty of dickheaded athiests out there too. I knew a bunch of them that liked to spam christian forums with goaste and furries and didn't see anything wrong with it.

Hehehehehehehehehe.

Neoteny · Post by **Neoteny** » Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:37 pm

Napoleon Ier wrote:
unriggable wrote:http://duggmirror.com/comedy/100_Greatest_Quotes_from_fundamentalist_christian_chat_rooms/?OTC-ig

This is by far the most vile and disgusting and ignorant shit I've ever read online. Check it out
Yeah, ok, well done. I can find just as many ridiculous atheist quotes, like "religion is the root of all evil" (televised series on channnel 4 by Dorkins).

He mentions in God Delusion that he didn't think it really was the root of all evil, by the way. However, the producers liked it and it got the message across. I don't remember his exact wording, but you get the idea. Or not.

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