The sports wanker of the year awards

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:07 pm

IYHO, who is the biggest wanker in sport? They could be the most talented in their field as long as they have the sort of face that demands a good shoeing and the addition of a half-pound of phlegm. Michael Shumacher comes to mind, now i think of it.

But none of your baseball no-marks please, or anyone from the padded ad-break you call football in the US. Except Barry Bonds and OJ, they get honorary mentions.

My nominees:

Marion Jones - she wins, she cheats for years while slamming all the other cheats - THEN SHE BREAKS DOWN AND CRIES ABOUT IT.

Shane Warne - maybe the best bowler ever but a walking argument for eugenics. A massive knobend.

Cristiano Ronaldo - I hate his face. This might be jealousy of the endless coke-fuelled orgies i keep reading about in the daily mirror, but mostly it's that prettyboy smirk. And for getting our own spud-faced nipper sent off in the WC.

Floyd Mayweather - obviously, obviously a gigantic bellend. I fear it is too late, and he too good, for anyone to break his nose now.

Any others?

Norse · Post by **Norse** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:09 pm

Ronaldo, for sure.

It has been a reccuring fantasy of mine for a while now, to break his leg, in a career ending way.

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:10 pm

Any professional rounders player will do.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:13 pm

Steve McClaren! - no explanation needed!

Snorri1234 · Post by **Snorri1234** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:18 pm

heavycola wrote:
Cristiano Ronaldo - I hate his face. This might be jealousy of the endless coke-fuelled orgies i keep reading about in the daily mirror, but mostly it's that prettyboy smirk. And for getting our own spud-faced nipper sent off in the WC.

Fully agree.

jnd94 · Post by **jnd94** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:27 pm

http://www.thetimes.co.za/PrintEdition/ ... ?id=685737

there is an article on Ronaldo and his antics.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:31 pm

ignotus wrote:Steve McClaren! - no explanation needed!

Oh absolutely.

Does this image fill you with:
a) hatred?
b) pity?
c) nausea?
d) animalistic levels of sexual arousal? (in case suggs reads this)

Nickbaldwin · Post by **Nickbaldwin** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:41 pm

C and D, but that's just how I roll.

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:41 pm

Ronaldo, McClaren; shoot the pair of them and I wouldn't shed a tear.

ignotus · Post by **ignotus** » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:43 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Ronaldo, McClaren; shoot the pair of them and I wouldn't shed a tear.

I will buy a drink to the person who does that anytime. Any other volunteers?

brooksieb · Post by **brooksieb** » Mon Jan 21, 2008 3:39 pm

ronaldo definately, and mclaren

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:14 am

brooksieb wrote:ronaldo definately, and mclaren

Mclaren is a commentator on Setanto now. With a face that begs to be punched repeatedly until it folds in on itself like a ruined souffle.

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