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browng-08 wrote:
lord_pwnage wrote:
browng-08 wrote:
lord_pwnage wrote:>.> you did realise zombies are dead right?
\dead things don't have sex that often <.<
No, the idea of a zombie that you see in movies and fiction is a symbol. It's a representation of deep-seated instincts that society and civilization need to repress in order to insure its existence. Namely Eros (love/lust/creation) and Thanatos (hate/fear/destruction or rather regression). these terms are found and are used by Sigmund Freud.
still I hope never to encounter a zombie that wants to rape me xD
It won't want you... It eats brains! :P
>.> rather that than coming home 'mom.... a zombie raped me...' that would be epic actually :lol:
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i'd prefer to be raped than have my brains eaten :(
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tiger c wrote:i'd prefer to be raped than have my brains eaten :(
dunno >.> it would pretty suck.. espcially if you're a girl :P
> 'I'm pregnant',
'Who's the father?'
> 'that zombie'

I wonder how that kid would look like then xD
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epic lulz
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I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
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MeDeFe wrote:I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
epic idea
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Coldwave wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
epic idea
Well, zombie babies have been done before (the new Dawn of the Dead). I guess half-zombie babies probably haven't though (though I've seen a movie where a woman has sex with a zombie and gives birth to a zombie baby, it's not quite the same).
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browng-08 wrote:
Coldwave wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
epic idea
Well, zombie babies have been done before (the new Dawn of the Dead). I guess half-zombie babies probably haven't though (though I've seen a movie where a woman has sex with a zombie and gives birth to a zombie baby, it's not quite the same).
Is it the Hills Have eyes sequel?
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even more epic <3 you gotta love such a movie ^^
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browng-08 wrote:
lord_pwnage wrote:
browng-08 wrote:
lord_pwnage wrote:>.> you did realise zombies are dead right?
\dead things don't have sex that often <.<
No, the idea of a zombie that you see in movies and fiction is a symbol. It's a representation of deep-seated instincts that society and civilization need to repress in order to insure its existence. Namely Eros (love/lust/creation) and Thanatos (hate/fear/destruction or rather regression). these terms are found and are used by Sigmund Freud.
still I hope never to encounter a zombie that wants to rape me xD
It won't want you... It eats brains! :P
It eats people, never said anything about brains.
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MeDeFe wrote:I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
nah, we should put that straight in the first, second movies suck usually :P
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lord_pwnage wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
nah, we should put that straight in the first, second movies suck usually :P
Not with a plot like that, it won't.
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MeDeFe wrote:
lord_pwnage wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
nah, we should put that straight in the first, second movies suck usually :P
Not with a plot like that, it won't.
true, but you can make such an ubermovie of all that combined :P (I'm so going to laugh if some film director finds this and decides to make a movie of it <.<)
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-ShadySoul- wrote:
browng-08 wrote:
Coldwave wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
epic idea
Well, zombie babies have been done before (the new Dawn of the Dead). I guess half-zombie babies probably haven't though (though I've seen a movie where a woman has sex with a zombie and gives birth to a zombie baby, it's not quite the same).
Is it the Hills Have eyes sequel?
No it was an episode of "Masters of Horror". I can't remember which one :-k
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browng-08 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
browng-08 wrote:
Coldwave wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
epic idea
Well, zombie babies have been done before (the new Dawn of the Dead). I guess half-zombie babies probably haven't though (though I've seen a movie where a woman has sex with a zombie and gives birth to a zombie baby, it's not quite the same).
Is it the Hills Have eyes sequel?
No it was an episode of "Masters of Horror". I can't remember which one :-k
hmm, cuz in hills have eyes, the zombie fucks the girl and she gives him a boy, then he smashes her head against a wall :D
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-ShadySoul- wrote:
browng-08 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
browng-08 wrote:
Coldwave wrote:
MeDeFe wrote:I think we've just found a twist for the sequel, a hot girl who was raped by a zombie is the only survivor and her child turns out to have some superhuman powers and battles zombies for a living in the second movie.

Now isn't that original?
epic idea
Well, zombie babies have been done before (the new Dawn of the Dead). I guess half-zombie babies probably haven't though (though I've seen a movie where a woman has sex with a zombie and gives birth to a zombie baby, it's not quite the same).
Is it the Hills Have eyes sequel?
No it was an episode of "Masters of Horror". I can't remember which one :-k
hmm, cuz in hills have eyes, the zombie fucks the girl and she gives him a boy, then he smashes her head against a wall :D
Those were mutants, not zombies. No brainz eating action.
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I just finished Days of Darkness and it left a pleasant taste in my mouth. It was your basic space-origin zombie, but with some clever Freudian twists, and a good bit of "ew, that's just nasty" factor. Acting was (relatively) excellent, and the effects weren't too terrible, though all of the creatures reminded me of a mutated nautilus. I give it a good thumb up.
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Neoteny wrote:I just finished Days of Darkness and it left a pleasant taste in my mouth. It was your basic space-origin zombie, but with some clever Freudian twists, and a good bit of "ew, that's just nasty" factor. Acting was (relatively) excellent, and the effects weren't too terrible, though all of the creatures reminded me of a mutated nautilus. I give it a good thumb up.
Elaborate! :D
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browng-08 wrote:
Neoteny wrote:I just finished Days of Darkness and it left a pleasant taste in my mouth. It was your basic space-origin zombie, but with some clever Freudian twists, and a good bit of "ew, that's just nasty" factor. Acting was (relatively) excellent, and the effects weren't too terrible, though all of the creatures reminded me of a mutated nautilus. I give it a good thumb up.
Elaborate! :D
Ha! Well, I don't want to ruin it for anyone so I'll post a possible spoiler warning here.

**POSSIBLE SPOILERS**

The infective agent attacks the human reproductive tract, using it to birth its own parasitic offspring. The things that come out of the infected, non-zombie humans is actually much more reminiscent of daphnia than anything else. They consist of a big fleshy mass with crazy tentacles that shoot out of various human orifices. Quite excellent. The whole process apparently entails massively swollen nutsacks (where the neonate aliens grow in males) and the withering away of the penis. The scene that stands out the most to me consists of a zombie chained to a wall in a room with the main character. He notices a strange bulge in the zombie's pants and proceeds to poke at it with a stick until it comes out of the zombie's pantleg. He then wraps it up in a rag and sticks it in his pocket. We don't know what it is yet, but... you know. He then flops the wang out on a table and everyone stands around examining it. It's fucking priceless.
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