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my rocket just left Uranus
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DaGip wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:
DaGip wrote:Wow! Mods must be sleeping on this one...I mean this thread, not your Johnson, Mr. SnakeySnake. :?


meh, let them sleep, i enjoyed it :D


HaHa! You enjoy dick! :P


the thread, not the dick :roll:
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jiminski wrote:my rocket just left Uranus

ShadySoul enjoyed it! :lol:
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
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ahh no wonder,,, the moons is probably a bit of his dusty old semen lol
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Please respond.
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nagerous wrote:Please respond.


Free Norse!
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
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its like jupiter noone can see it.
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Post by Symmetry »

Barely visible to the naked eye?

Unlikely to be visited in our lifetime?

Only a tiny part of it is ever solid?

Watched by scientists every night via telescope?
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Symmetry wrote:Barely visible to the naked eye?

Unlikely to be visited in our lifetime?

Only a tiny part of it is ever solid?

Watched by scientists every night via telescope?


Hehehehehehehe.
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it is the weekend...only reason this isnt locked or any warnings given out! :roll:
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The problem with Jupiter is that its a very flaccid planet.
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Hotdoggie wrote:
RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?


Thats brilliant :P
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your dick is composed of hydrogen and helium and has 63 moons?

or are you referring to that big red spot? because you might want to have that checked out.
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If your dick was really like Jupiter, the gravitational forces would implode you and destroy the entire earth!
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There's a mistake here. Jupiter is alive, And your dick aint.
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Ya'll are brilliant...nice jokes everyone

snakey....way to set yourself up


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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My Dick Is Like Jupiter

My dick is like Jupiter, full of cloudy rings,
A red spot here, another there, contaminates my things.
My balls, they're doing orbits, like Jupiter's bouncing moons,
I enjoy my cock inside you while I am listening to my tunes.

My penis is like a planet, big, round, and fat.
My penis I will never lose, I know just where it's at!
I pluck the wings off flys, and place the wingless ones
Upon my peckers surface, just to have some fun.

I imagine they are aliens, from the planet far above,
I imagine they live on Jupiter, the planet of my love.
They scramble and they tickle the skin of my phallus,
It feels so good, it blows my mind, these flies upon my bus.

So the asteroids they're attracted to my cock, oh, don't you see.
They're attracted to my genitals, huge and planetary!
Alien spacecraft wish to land on the surface of my prick,
Your face is like Uranus, but Jupiter is like my dick!

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RustyMonkey wrote:Hundreds of thousands of miles away from the nearest female?


407 million miles, to be exact.
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Never mind how far-there ARE girls out there? 8)
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suggs wrote:Never mind how far-there ARE girls out there? 8)


Depends how far you are willing to go to consider things girls.

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Untouched by human life?
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RustyMonkey wrote:Untouched by human life?

You're good at this :lol:
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hecter wrote:
RustyMonkey wrote:Untouched by human life?

You're good at this :lol:


I'd tend to agree :D
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Plutoman wrote:
hecter wrote:
RustyMonkey wrote:Untouched by human life?

You're good at this :lol:


I'd tend to agree :D

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Post by Tyr »

big red spot on it?

you should really see a doctor about that
most people who want to share their veiws with you dont want you to share yours with them
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